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Oct 31st, 2002, 02:20 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 4, 2002 - 1:00 am
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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test
a lie detector.
The Englishman says:
"I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says:
"I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ,goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says:
"I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine
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Oct 31st, 2002, 05:59 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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  good one
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Oct 31st, 2002, 10:37 PM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Lahore-> Hong Kong-> East London
Posts: 21,832
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๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Ea§t LonDon~@
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Nov 1st, 2002, 11:31 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
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LOL! hahaahha
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 1st, 2002, 12:43 PM
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<FONT COLOR=navy> ..sebastian..</FONT COLOR>
Join Date: Aug 10, 2002 - 3:00 pm
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 old but a really good one
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Nov 2nd, 2002, 01:40 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by saby:
old but a really good one
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agreed :biggthumb
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Nov 2nd, 2002, 01:43 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
Posts: 5,365
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I don't think (BUZZZZZZZZ), we need this machine here.....
:soldier: THE LONE RANGER
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Nov 2nd, 2002, 01:57 AM
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Unavailabletationalist
Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi
Posts: 4,717
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nice one
Quwwat-e-Mazhab say hay mustehkam jamiyat teri
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Nov 2nd, 2002, 12:41 PM
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Khoye se hum Khoyee see manzil
Join Date: Jun 16, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Nigaah-e-yaar ke us paar
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lol
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