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Old Nov 1st, 2002, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Earlier when this was posted it was just reflecting females but to make things even, here it is - a comparison, hopefully it will bring smile on your thobra

Geography of Women and Men

- Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.
- Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
- Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful
- Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
- Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope.
- Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
- Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.
- After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there."



Then we have the guys... just to be fair...

- A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.
- When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.
- When they are 30, They can only stop at one station.
- When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
- When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop.
- When they are 60, They can't even start. How to stop?






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Old Nov 1st, 2002, 08:57 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 2nd, 2002, 02:02 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Do you mind telling us where do you fit, S2Y?
(just a curiosity)



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Old Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:57 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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good comparision, old but still worth reading






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