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Nov 1st, 2002, 04:18 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, size 12, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, wear size 12 shoes and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
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Nov 1st, 2002, 04:47 PM
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Nov 1st, 2002, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 31, 2002 - 1:00 am
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er............
do i smell a rat here?
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Nov 2nd, 2002, 01:34 AM
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poor guy 
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Nov 2nd, 2002, 01:33 PM
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Ali Da Malung!
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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now that really is an old joke..but good ones
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 09:21 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Salman thts old real old..comon our mascot of the jokes section tellin old jokes  whts this world coming to?
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 10:24 AM
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Beware of the Paw...
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 12:05 PM
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Khoye se hum Khoyee see manzil
Join Date: Jun 16, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:57 PM
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cool joke 
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:58 PM
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<FONT COLOR=navy> ..sebastian..</FONT COLOR>
Join Date: Aug 10, 2002 - 3:00 pm
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funny one !!
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Nov 4th, 2002, 07:47 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by lastknightess:
Salman thts old real old..comon our mascot of the jokes section tellin old jokes whts this world coming to?
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Maddy, I am surprised! As before posting any joke I thoroughly search the jokes forum for the availability of similar or exact joke. But unfortunately, I couldn't find this joke posted earlier. So, I took the liberty of posting it.
The only time I say "Old but Gold or whateva" when the joke does exist in jokes forum or posted couple of times.
If you are just pulling my legs, just like Shiraz or, or if you have heard/read this joke earlier then that's understandable, but if none of the above is true and I would like to see the URL for a previous post.
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