~~~~~p-a-k-i-s-t-a-n-i~~~~~

LONE RANGER · Nov 3rd, 2002, 02:14 AM

A Pakistani walking along a beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo nd behold a genie popped out. 'I will grant you three wishes,' said the genie. 'But there is one condition. I am a Hindustani genie. That means for every wish you make, every Hindustani in the world gets the same wish, only double.' The Pakistani thought about this for a while. 'O.K then, for my first wish I want $10 million.'Instantly, the genie gave the man a numbered Swiss bank account with $10 million in it. 'But every Hindustani in the world just received $20million! What's you second wish?'

The Pakistani said, 'for my second wish I want a Ferrari.' Instantly, a Ferrari appeared. 'But every Hindustani in the world just got two Ferrari's.

What's your last wish?' 'Well,' says the Pakistani, 'I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant.

:soldier: THE LONE RANGER

salman_2you · Nov 3rd, 2002, 06:59 AM

ayman · Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:47 PM

god this ones gooooooood

Saby · Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:52 PM

really funny

Shikra · Nov 3rd, 2002, 06:36 PM

AmericanDeSi · Nov 3rd, 2002, 07:31 PM

lol
thats funny

Gizzy · Nov 4th, 2002, 03:41 AM