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Nov 3rd, 2002, 12:11 PM
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A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold
things cold."
The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 12:30 PM
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I have met dumber pathans......
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 12:39 PM
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hey pathans r not dumb, i always thought they were quite witty
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:42 PM
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<FONT COLOR=navy> ..sebastian..</FONT COLOR>
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Quote:
Originally posted by ayman:
hey pathans r not dumb, i always thought they were quite witty
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some of them really are witty
but the joke is nice too 
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 04:44 PM
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i agree with u saby, sowy arifnawaz really gud joke mate
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Nov 4th, 2002, 10:17 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Nov 4th, 2002, 01:14 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
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One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 4th, 2002, 01:30 PM
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Thanks all for your comments/views and for enjoying reading the joke... Sorry if someone gets hurted !
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Nov 7th, 2002, 03:11 PM
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yo.yo.yo!! not a single bad word on pathans..they r my favourite type of people..
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Nov 7th, 2002, 07:15 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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WOOO... wait a minute... I'm a pathan... so no crap like this okay...
... this a blonde joke... leave it a blonde joke... if u wanna change it... make a sardar joke...
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Nov 10th, 2002, 11:33 AM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
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nice joke... i will never  coz Haath ke paanchoN ungleeyaN barabar nahi hooteN
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Nov 10th, 2002, 12:20 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
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Quote:
Originally posted by tipz:
WOOO... wait a minute... I'm a pathan... so no crap like this okay...
... this a blonde joke... leave it a blonde joke... if u wanna change it... make a sardar joke...
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LOL!
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Nov 10th, 2002, 12:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by tipz:
WOOO... wait a minute... I'm a pathan... so no crap like this okay...
... this a blonde joke... leave it a blonde joke... if u wanna change it... make a sardar joke...
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that is a pathan joke in itself....
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Nov 10th, 2002, 01:49 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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^ 
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Nov 10th, 2002, 03:36 PM
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that why cofee icecool and coke ice hot!
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Nov 10th, 2002, 06:09 PM
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i got hurt.
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Nov 12th, 2002, 03:58 AM
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Pas~e~Aaina~Koi~aur~hai
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Ki Mohammad (S.a.w )se wafa tu ney tu Hum terey hain
yeh jehan cheez hai kya Loh-o-Qalam terey hain...!!
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Nov 12th, 2002, 05:57 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
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uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Nov 12th, 2002, 06:22 AM
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I dont think MOST  pathan are that stupid.
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