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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 07:52 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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If it was posted here earlier, I appologize. Here it goes:

Three men -an American, a japanese and Banda Singh were sitting naked in the_sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a_microchip under the skin of my arm."_
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japani lifted his palm to his ear.When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Bantasingh from india, felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone,decided he had to do_something just as impressive.
He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet.
He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his ass.
___ The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 09:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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I am not sure what Mods are gonna do with your Fax Machine
but sure it was hell of a joke






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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 10:10 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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I am not sure what Mods are gonna do with your Fax Machine
but sure it was hell of a joke

haha,, raed it on saturday @ another site, but didnt post coz of the ratings ,, ,, mods might raise eyebrows on this fax machine
anyway the joke is simply






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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 11:29 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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LOL very cool joke






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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 12:54 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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lol ... its not a nasty joke so mods will be ok






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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 01:07 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 02:34 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 03:25 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 4th, 2002, 04:25 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Can any of you give me the URL of that site which has the inventories for all the worlds air forces, its an Aussie site-something .au

Pls recall that.

Nice joke.






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Old Nov 5th, 2002, 02:21 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Guess the fax didn't reached the MODs yet.... or perhaps they are so buzy in they forgot what to do....

but really its a :biggthumb




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Old Nov 5th, 2002, 09:49 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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