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Nov 4th, 2002, 08:37 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Pk
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"
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Nov 4th, 2002, 09:47 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Read this one long time ago.
Thanks for refreshing my memory.
Good Joke 
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Nov 5th, 2002, 02:41 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
Posts: 5,365
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 good one monasha :biggthumb
:soldier: THE LONE RANGER
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Nov 5th, 2002, 09:41 AM
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Beware of the Paw...
Join Date: Apr 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: On your nerves....
Posts: 9,353
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Nov 8th, 2002, 09:37 AM
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Technical Administrator GupShup
Join Date: Jan 3, 2000 - 5:00 am
Location: Brussels (BE)
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Nov 8th, 2002, 12:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 7, 2000 - 6:00 am
Posts: 6,884
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nice one  
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Nov 8th, 2002, 04:07 PM
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<FONT COLOR=navy> ..sebastian..</FONT COLOR>
Join Date: Aug 10, 2002 - 3:00 pm
Posts: 21,868
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good one 
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Nov 9th, 2002, 11:31 PM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Lahore-> Hong Kong-> East London
Posts: 21,832
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๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Ea§t LonDon~@
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