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Nov 4th, 2002, 08:52 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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1. First see if he is in good mood.
2. Go slowly towards the toilet.
3. Thoroughly clean it.
4. Add the required amount of washing powder and have both lids lifted.
5. Obtain the cat and sing him a songwhile you carry him towards the bathroom.
6.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you have to stand on the lid so that he can't escape).
7. Flush the toilet three or four times, Until you see bubbles from it.
8.Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
9. Jump behind the toilet as far as you can, and let both lids lifted.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself, and dry very well!
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Nov 4th, 2002, 09:49 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Hahaha That's why I never wanna to have one...
 
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Nov 4th, 2002, 11:24 AM
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VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD JOKE :nono3: 
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Nov 4th, 2002, 01:10 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
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yuck!
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 4th, 2002, 02:31 PM
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after you wash your cat, take it to monasha and she'll  and  your cat 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Nov 4th, 2002, 02:33 PM
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Nov 4th, 2002, 02:56 PM
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i think this joke should b removed. 
if rude jokes rnt allowed then cruel jokes should also follow suit.
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Nov 7th, 2002, 07:15 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
Join Date: Feb 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
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thats cruel.....
uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Nov 7th, 2002, 07:51 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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aray aray...its not cruel!
its a JOKE!
as if someone's gonna actually do it (duh!!)
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Nov 7th, 2002, 08:07 AM
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Fallen Angel
Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
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thats actually quite a good idea! not cruel i mean has anyone in reality tried washing a cat???  bigtime its like having world war three unarmed with a three year old kid well equipped with knives!
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Nov 7th, 2002, 08:24 AM
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Beware of the Paw...
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Yar I give me cat a very nice and leisurely bath....in the tub woth shampoo and soap and all. WHen i dry him up, he becomes all fluffy and CLEAN
Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Nov 7th, 2002, 12:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by BulBuli:
Yar I give me cat a very nice and leisurely bath....in the tub woth shampoo and soap and all. WHen i dry him up, he becomes all fluffy and CLEAN
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i think that IS what he's supposed to become after taking a bath, fluffy and clean, right 
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Nov 8th, 2002, 02:08 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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 i cant help imaginig how bulbuli's kitty looks like in the tub or before being dried
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