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Nov 4th, 2002, 10:11 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
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A sign went up at the golf course...."Kitchen closed for re-
modeling."
A few weeks later a new sign was posted...."Kitchen Open."
Directly under this 6 men had already signed their names.
--Kathye
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Nov 4th, 2002, 10:40 PM
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Kher Andesh
Join Date: Sep 9, 1999 - 3:00 pm
Location: California
Posts: 23,309
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tashreeh farmaye?
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Nov 5th, 2002, 10:37 AM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
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US Open =~ Kitchen Open
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Nov 5th, 2002, 11:59 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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still 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Nov 5th, 2002, 01:04 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 7, 2000 - 6:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by ahmadjee:
worst golf joke
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I think it's correct 
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Nov 6th, 2002, 10:58 AM
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Beware of the Paw...
Join Date: Apr 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: On your nerves....
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Nov 6th, 2002, 11:48 AM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: NY
Posts: 7,994
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Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Nov 6th, 2002, 12:49 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
Posts: 15,375
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LOL!
So what were they gona use for golf balls? Boiled eggs? 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 6th, 2002, 03:08 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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worst joke ever...
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