usuf

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you must help me.
Every night I dream that I'm driving a truck from Pittsburgh to
New York. I'm so tired I can hardly get up in the morning."

The doctor says, "Tell you what. Next time you have this dream,
just call me and I'll come over and drive the truck for you."

The man tries it, and is cured.
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Please answer the following questions in the spaces provided on
your Answer Sheet.

1. If three employee went to lunch at 12 noon and came back to work at
1.30pm, how long have you had for lunch? --

~ The answer, of course, is half an hour.

2. If one employee takes 3 hours to process a
form how long would it take two postal employees to process the
same form? --

~ The answer is, of course, six hours.
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"Would you please help me?" she asked.
"I bought a nine-pound turkey. Could
you tell me how long to cook it in my new
microwave?"

"Just a minute," the food editor said, as he
turned to check his reference book.

"Oh, thank you," she said. "You've been a big
help. Good-bye!"
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monasha

sirf aakhri samajh aya

coOoLBreeze

and I would rather say, ' Hansna Fazool Hai'

monasha

^

Bounty Hunter

Where u got these jokes man anyway my sympathy goes with you

AmericanDeSi

LONE RANGER

Aray yaroo,,, NAYA aya hay baychara - isay disharted to na karoo agar appreciate nahi kar saktay tou kam az kum WELCOME hi kar do.....

WELCOME usuf



:soldier: THE LONE RANGER

lastknightess

LOL!