Deekay

1.Sardarjio you have color TVs
Shopkeeper:YEs
Sardar:OK get me a green one.
2.Sardar doctor(to patient):Its very important that you take thie medicine before you feel the pain.
3.Sardar ji was at night club dancing with a firangi lady and whispered into her ear -I love you.She smiled and whispered back:I love you too.
Sardar wasconfused for some time but agaian whispered:I love you three.
4.Ek sardar da donkey gawach gaya.O rab da shukriya karan lagya.Ek bande ne onu pochhaya oi e ki kar raya ein.Tera donkey kho gaya te tu rab da shukriya ada kar reya hain?
Sardar ne jawaab ditta:Oe shukriya na karan te ki karan.Socho je us donkey te main wi honda te main wi gawach jana si.

Philanthrope

:rotfl"

lastknightess

Poor sardars "bummer: