1) tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
2) did you learn to be that annoyingly stupid or does it come naturally?
3) come back when your balls have dropped and i might acknowledge you.
4) if i throw a stick, will you go away?
5) i wont marry you even if you were the last man on earth and i'd lost all the fingers on both my hands.
6) you've got beautiful eyes. shame they're looking at each other.
7) where have i been all your life?........hiding from you, freak.
8) i'm not your type. i'm not inflatable.
9) here's 20p, call someone who actually cares.
10) when u fell out of the ugly tree, did you hit every branch on the way down?
11) hmm...your choice of aftershave reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. that's why he's my ex.
12) hold still for a second, i'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
13) what do i do for a living?...i'm a female impersonator.
14) i'll always cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you.
15) sweetheart, why would i have burger'n'chips when i can have a gourmet steak?
16) haven't i seen your picture on the internet?....front page of Mingers.com, if i remember correctly.
17) you're about as charming as a bucket of mouldy sick.
18) is that your head, or did your neck explode?
19) if i were you funny face, i'd cut my losses and join the freak show.
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