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..... ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK


1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
5. It encourages car-pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar

mo_best

Oh what a joke! You are so funny. Congradulations.


It was reported today on BBC that Paul Merton has hired Mr Butt of this forum to script his shows, namely "Room 101" and also aid him in his role as team captain on "Have I got News For You?"

What ever happened to that "Salman 2 You" for whatever his name was, now his jokes were truly funny and made for good reading.

Shikra

lol