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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early,
decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband
didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
wasn't around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a
little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him
and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner
high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just
arrived.

She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it
all! Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the
evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I
never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,
"Did you dance much?"

He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the den and played poker all evening.

But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume
to, sure had a real good time!"

coOoLBreeze

what the hell ...............