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Old Dec 10th, 2002, 07:02 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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1. SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally
since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in
Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand +
Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's
favourite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega
crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek
Bachchan -Talent.

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David
Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk =
Sanjay dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding
songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than
Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film







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