.
   
register for an account    --    


Go Back   GupShup Forums > Hangout > Jokes (Rated G)


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 08:51 AM   #1 (permalink)  
KhUsHbOo
 
Impulse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
Posts: 8,891
Blog Entries: 1

none


you are walking on the street and a man comes to you and says "EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE".

is he telling the truth or is he lieing?







~ the world is out to provoke you,if you get provoked it's your downfall! ~
Impulse is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)  
Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
 
Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Pk
Posts: 5,914
Blog Entries: 15

none


Lie

urrr

truth

maybe its a lie

or maybe its not

but i guess its a lie



hey...this is a trick!!!!






monasha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 10:26 AM   #3 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 19, 2002 - 5:43 am
Posts: 316

none


'EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE'

umm, lemme figure it out....one way of looking at it, is if the man lies about everything, this statement must be a lie too, so infact what he says is the truth.

the other way is too mind boggling, come back to me on that one after i've eaten a few badams!






kenny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 11:11 AM   #4 (permalink)  
~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
 
LONE RANGER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
Posts: 5,365
Blog Entries: 1

none


TRUTHFULLY LYING.......






LONE RANGER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 11:15 AM   #5 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 29, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 231

none


"Everything i say is a lie"

Scenario 1 . Truth
Not possible because if he is telling the truth then his statement is false

Scenario 2. Lie
Possible because he is not being truthful he can make any statement

Conclusion he is lieing






D500s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 11:48 AM   #6 (permalink)  
BaD BoY
 
AmericanDeSi's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: NY
Posts: 7,994

none


Quote:
Originally posted by Impulse:
you are walking on the street and a man comes to you and says "EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE".

is he telling the truth or is he lieing?
God damin plp he is telling you that "EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE". sooo how can u expect him to tell you the truth







Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
AmericanDeSi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 12:32 PM   #7 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
Shikra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
Posts: 52,215

none


infinite loop







...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
Shikra is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 01:17 PM   #8 (permalink)  
ASA
~Deliciously Dangerous~
 
ASA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Penn
Posts: 15,074
Blog Entries: 13

none


"EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE".

2 in 1 sentance






ASA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 01:19 PM   #9 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 6, 2002 - 5:06 pm
Posts: 145

none


its a lie
umm.. ahaan its a lie






k00l_girl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 03:49 PM   #10 (permalink)  
KhUsHbOo
 
Impulse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
Posts: 8,891
Blog Entries: 1

none


American desi.....isnt he telling the truth?

kool_girl....how do u know its a lie?

d500.....how is he "not being truthful" ?

lone ranger.....is it possible to truthfully lie?

kenny...you said "infact what he says is the truth."....how can that be..?? the guy has told you himself that EVERYTHING he says is a lie!

monosha...no guesses. u got to tell me the logic behind it

:

I thought the gupshup ppl were very intelligent. dont prove me wrong

use that brain and get ur thinking caps on






Impulse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 04:20 PM   #11 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 14, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 986

none


LIE!!!!






paki-angel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 11th, 2002, 04:23 PM   #12 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 29, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 231

none


If the person was telling the truth "Everything i say is a lie"

then his statement isnt right

because how can he tell the truth when everything he says is a lie







D500s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 12th, 2002, 06:02 AM   #13 (permalink)  
KhUsHbOo
 
Impulse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
Posts: 8,891
Blog Entries: 1

none


so d500.......whats ur conclusion then ?






Impulse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 12th, 2002, 07:50 AM   #14 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 29, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 231

none


Obviously he is lying






D500s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 12th, 2002, 09:54 AM   #15 (permalink)  
KhUsHbOo
 
Impulse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
Posts: 8,891
Blog Entries: 1

none


you say he's lieing ?

he said "everything i say is a lie"............so what your saying is that he's lieing about this statement? in other words.........everything he says is the truth?

hmmmm






Impulse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 12th, 2002, 09:55 AM   #16 (permalink)  
KhUsHbOo
 
Impulse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
Posts: 8,891
Blog Entries: 1

none


so he is not lieing then is he?






Impulse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 12th, 2002, 11:37 AM   #17 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 29, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 231

none


Everything i say is a lie

Now if i am a liar ..... i have said a lie ... because i just spoke the truth

u see where im getting at






D500s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 12th, 2002, 11:28 PM   #18 (permalink)  
BaD BoY
 
AmericanDeSi's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: NY
Posts: 7,994

none


he is but he is not telling u the truth

if u can understand this u can understand the joke






AmericanDeSi is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:09 AM.

 
» quickie
gupshup
cafetravjok arcbaz
unplugged
all img 1 2 3
khl 1 2vidvoice
audshor 1 2
society
pamsiwa p&sr&sc&a bep&e
arts & cul
cl&lpoet 1 2
rkslife 2 3 4 5 (par)
ha&ccs&n c&itauto
features
blogsgames
gs google button
a/v chat all albums
services
supportfeed
gs newsmodrf

» regional
pakistan isb khi lhe mfg
pakistan pew lyp mux uet
united states nyc chi iah lax
india bom del bng
holland / the netherlands ams rtm zyh
saudi arabia ruh jed
england lhr
canada yyz
united arab emirates dxb
other cites of the world all other




gs radio




Powered by vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0