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Dec 11th, 2002, 09:07 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 - 1:00 am
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SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom.
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction...
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer?
The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zerO and the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FROM CS (Computer Science):
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing background?
The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL from EE (Electronics Engineering):
So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!
The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
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Dec 11th, 2002, 11:14 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
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???
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Dec 11th, 2002, 11:49 AM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Dec 11th, 2002, 12:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Dec 11th, 2002, 12:58 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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:biggthumb :biggrin: 
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Dec 11th, 2002, 01:11 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Dec 11th, 2002, 06:53 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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hahaha 
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Dec 11th, 2002, 07:03 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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Dec 11th, 2002, 07:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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^ was that to increase your posts?
p.s. so is mine (this one) 
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Dec 12th, 2002, 12:36 PM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 - 1:00 am
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phir lagi!!
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Dec 13th, 2002, 08:00 AM
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KhUsHbOo
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
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~ the world is out to provoke you,if you get provoked it's your downfall! ~
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Dec 13th, 2002, 09:57 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 9, 2002 - 5:21 pm
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ah, good old IIT! fond memories. which one were you in?
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Dec 13th, 2002, 10:30 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
phir lagi!!
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kisko kia lagi 
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Dec 14th, 2002, 02:24 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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shakiiiiira ko lagi 
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Dec 14th, 2002, 11:54 AM
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Senior Member
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jee nahiiiiiiiiiii 
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Dec 14th, 2002, 11:59 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 - 1:00 am
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100% lagi 
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Dec 14th, 2002, 12:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
100% lagi
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nahi na  abhi tum itni door khari ho, abhi hi kahan sey lagi
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Dec 15th, 2002, 02:58 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 20, 2002 - 3:00 pm
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donna thay lagi.....Shikra and Monasha
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Both Shikra and Monasha get beats.
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Dec 15th, 2002, 04:38 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
shakiiiiira ko lagi
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yeh shakira kaun hay bahi ???????????
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Dec 15th, 2002, 10:01 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by LONE RANGER:
yeh shakira kaun hay bahi ???????????
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yaar mujhe sab larkiyan SHAKIRA kahti hain  ........aur yeh jaanti hain k mein larka hoon lekin tang karney k liye 
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