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Jan 14th, 2003, 01:17 PM
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions inthe seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Jan 14th, 2003, 03:34 PM
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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Jan 14th, 2003, 04:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mlung Baba:
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
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These jokes above all make sense to me, and are in part funny. 
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Jan 14th, 2003, 05:18 PM
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lol 
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Jan 15th, 2003, 12:14 AM
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Jan 15th, 2003, 10:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mlung Baba:
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
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lol...
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Jan 15th, 2003, 09:34 PM
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~*~Peace to you all~*~
Join Date: May 21, 2002 - 1:00 am
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 ....wow...
Tum Karbala kay baad bhee Syed-Sajjad a.s. ho
Koi or hota tou khatha Khuda koi nahin hai
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Jan 18th, 2003, 06:06 PM
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~!*Get Funky~!*
Join Date: Nov 8, 2002 - 6:36 pm
Location: USA
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lol
Im MARRIED...wohoo
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