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Jan 14th, 2003, 08:47 PM
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Once a paki and his parrot are going on a aeroplane, the paki ring the bell for the air-hostess, so that she can bring water for him. As soon as hostess came to her the parrot kissed her. she replies "so sweet" and goes back.
The paki again ring the bell and again the parrot kissed her and she replies the same, this procedure continue 4-5 times, the paki got angry and ring the bell and as soon as hostess arrive he kissed her.
The hostess got angry, she told this to the mgmt, the mgmt and all the passengers take the decision to throw paki and the parrot from the flying aeroplane.
When they opened the door the parrot asked the paki that does he know how to fly, the paki said that he don't.
The parrot replied "pange phir avein hee layee jaanda see".
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Jan 15th, 2003, 12:00 AM
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Jan 15th, 2003, 12:19 AM
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LOL
I raced @200kph, crashed & survived. If you havent seen God, your not driving fast enough.
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Jan 15th, 2003, 09:47 AM
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Jan 15th, 2003, 10:38 AM
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๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
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Jan 15th, 2003, 12:04 PM
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I think the joke was about an indian musla and his parrot thrown off air india...anyways it wasnt funny then and isnt funny now.
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Jan 15th, 2003, 02:34 PM
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:rotfl"
cool man
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jan 15th, 2003, 04:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Poodenay_Ki_Chutney:
I think the joke was about an indian musla and his parrot thrown off air india...anyways it wasnt funny then and isnt funny now.
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Poodiney - That's not possible - Air India hostesses are so ugly that no parrot would kiss them.
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Jan 15th, 2003, 06:36 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jan 15th, 2003, 07:52 PM
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Jan 15th, 2003, 10:46 PM
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Jan 16th, 2003, 09:48 AM
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Jan 16th, 2003, 10:29 AM
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hmmm wonder whats so funny about this joke?
I grow in learning as I grow in age.
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Jan 17th, 2003, 08:36 PM
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Feb 13th, 2003, 06:48 PM
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heh, all the jokes that this asif character posts here, ive already read them, the difference being that he changes the indian to pakistani, haha
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Feb 13th, 2003, 07:09 PM
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Feb 13th, 2003, 09:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spock:
heh, all the jokes that this asif character posts here, ive already read them, the difference being that he changes the indian to pakistani, haha
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Ha ha ha.
There should be a "argument" forum where u could start threads just to fight with someone. Then u and asif k will have your very own thread. ha ha ha. Btw, keep informing me that when and where ur arguing so i could laugh the heck out of myself and add comments from time to time.
one more thing. did u notice that "sehar" closed that forum called "Junoon and english" or somethin' like that. Now u both can argue all u want in that "junoon is breaking up thread"
ha ha ha 
Wild Thing, You Make My Heart Sing
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Feb 13th, 2003, 09:33 PM
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By the way, these kinda jokes are g**. i meananyone could change it to anythin' , like from indian to paki n stuff like that. ha ha.
and asif k, why u always posts these kinda paki-bashing jokes. i know that ur indian but don't they have sometin' else to do in their life other than posting these kinda dumb and ghetto jokes (and other than calling themselves paki, thus spoiling our image)
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Feb 14th, 2003, 04:20 AM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
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:rotfl" great 
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