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Jan 15th, 2003, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Jul 10, 2002 - 1:00 am
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>>A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went
>>wild and attacked a Young boy.
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>>The man was able to grab the dog by the neck,
>>pulling it off the boy and > choking it to death.
>>A reporter for the NY times comes to interview him,
>>congratulating him on his act of heroism.
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>>He suggests the headline:
>>New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!
>>"But," the man told him, "I'm not from NY."
>>Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day.
>>"But," the man told him, "I'm not American".
>>Then, where are you from? asked the reporter.
>>"I'm from Pakistan," the man answered.
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>>The next day the headlines read:
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>>MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI
>>INVESTIGATING
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>>POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA
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Jan 15th, 2003, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 13, 2002 - 11:42 am
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tru 
but i dont like these animal cruelty jokes 
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Jan 18th, 2003, 06:04 PM
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~!*Get Funky~!*
Join Date: Nov 8, 2002 - 6:36 pm
Location: USA
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Im MARRIED...wohoo
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Jan 20th, 2003, 08:36 AM
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KhUsHbOo
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
Posts: 8,891
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:rotfl" this is so funny and so true
~ the world is out to provoke you,if you get provoked it's your downfall! ~
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Jan 20th, 2003, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 10, 2003 - 5:12 am
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HAHAHA!
Nice one!
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Jan 20th, 2003, 09:49 AM
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Khoye se hum Khoyee see manzil
Join Date: Jun 16, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Nigaah-e-yaar ke us paar
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Jan 20th, 2003, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Aug 21, 2000 - 1:00 am
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Nice
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Jan 21st, 2003, 07:15 PM
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"ik parhee likhee jahil"
Join Date: Sep 8, 2002 - 6:47 pm
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 06:45 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
Join Date: Feb 8, 2001 - 6:00 am
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Why so serious ... ?
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 07:58 AM
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Fallen Angel
Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
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old but gold :biggrin:
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