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Old Jan 17th, 2003, 03:33 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in
Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medalist !"
The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold
medalists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD ! We
attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar !"







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