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Jan 17th, 2003, 03:38 AM
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~*~Peace to you all~*~
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Bholaji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening
batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest...
First ball : Whizzes past Bholaji's off-stump. Bholaji doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper.
Second ball : Goes right over the Bholaji's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Bholaji is again unmoved.
Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Bholaji, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Bholaji doesn't move a muscle.
Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Bholaji again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts
"No Ball!"
Bholaji walks upto the umpire and tells him, "So you discovered it now? You
see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!"
Tum Karbala kay baad bhee Syed-Sajjad a.s. ho
Koi or hota tou khatha Khuda koi nahin hai
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Jan 17th, 2003, 04:56 AM
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lolzzzz
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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Jan 18th, 2003, 01:05 PM
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~!*Get Funky~!*
Join Date: Nov 8, 2002 - 6:36 pm
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Im MARRIED...wohoo
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Jan 18th, 2003, 05:58 PM
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KhUsHbOo
Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 - 5:08 pm
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lol...even though I didnt read the joke 
~ the world is out to provoke you,if you get provoked it's your downfall! ~
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Jan 18th, 2003, 10:14 PM
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Jan 19th, 2003, 03:34 AM
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dreamz...
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jan 19th, 2003, 07:31 AM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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nice one 
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Jan 20th, 2003, 12:14 PM
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Nice
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 12:13 AM
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~*~Peace to you all~*~
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Quote:
Originally posted by Impulse:
lol...even though I didnt read the joke
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 01:24 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 14, 2002 - 3:34 pm
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haha goodone
I grow in learning as I grow in age.
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 06:22 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
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Why so serious ... ?
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 10:24 AM
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