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Jan 17th, 2003, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 4, 2002 - 1:00 am
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>I was in my car during a traffic jam, and I could see a man walking
between the cars, apparently asking something to everyone as he
passed.
The man walks up to my car and knocks on the windshield.
I open the window and he asks: "Hey, Did you hear the news? The
Pakistani Cricket team is being held hostage, and they ask Rs 100
crore
for their release. If they don't pay it, they threaten to put
petrol on the players, and light them!".
"Oh god!" I said, "This is just unbelievable". "That's why I'm
walking from car to car, to collect", said the man.
While I was getting my wallet out of my pocket I asked the man how
much most people usually give, and the man said: "Well, about 5
litres!"
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Jan 17th, 2003, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
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lol......come on, they are not that bad 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jan 18th, 2003, 01:22 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
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a couple of days back it was the indian team and now pakistani team....
going on that, the england team shud be blown off by an atom bomb 
Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Jan 18th, 2003, 06:35 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2, 2002 - 9:02 am
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Well what can i say... sounds nice
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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Jan 18th, 2003, 11:31 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: ƒαiгŷ ταlεš
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jan 20th, 2003, 12:15 PM
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Jan 21st, 2003, 04:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 20, 2001 - 1:00 am
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I give 20 ltrs. add all paki and Indian politicians too.
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Jan 21st, 2003, 01:00 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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