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A MAN TOOK HIS GIRLFRIEND TO HER FIRST FOOTBALL(USA) GAME. LATER, HE ASKED HER HOW SHE LIKED IT.
"OH, IT WAS OK," SHE SAID, "BUT I JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER OVER 25 CENTS."
"WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU MEAN?"
"WELL, I SAW THEM FLIP A COIN, AND ONE TEAM GOT IT, AND THEN FOR THE REST OF THE GAME, ALL THEY KEPT SCREAMING WAS: 'GET THE QUARTER BACK! GET THE QUARTER BACK!' "
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