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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:44 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old May 24th, 2004, 02:08 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Hey hey people watch it ...donot make fun of my khan bhai....

Bhai khan loog...bolay to phoor dalay sabb koo...:rocket:
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 02:33 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Khanu happy bd ..

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Old Aug 6th, 2004, 11:10 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old Oct 11th, 2004, 11:54 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Hi my name is Maham....this might have nothing to do with the topic..but, i juss wanted to say hi..cuz im new to this forum i have just recentley joined it ..because i have been reading this forum for almost a year now ..but i never thought of joining..well now i have...soo im excited !! hehehe [color=darkblue]






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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 06:06 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old Dec 15th, 2004, 03:07 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old Apr 7th, 2005, 05:29 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old May 30th, 2005, 07:37 AM   #39 (permalink)
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ye kya chal raha hai bhai!!!

mereko kucch samaj mein na hi aahat hai,

koy samjaoge ki nei?






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Old Jul 28th, 2005, 02:21 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old Aug 20th, 2005, 10:59 PM   #42 (permalink)
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good point cuz' some jokes really arent "rated G" ...






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Old Sep 6th, 2005, 06:09 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old Jul 2nd, 2006, 05:49 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 03:08 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 01:00 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Chaliye ! Pakhtoon/Pathan o par naheen! Humsaya mulk ke Sardaaron par bhi naheen! Khalis apne Punjab ke Gujranwala ke kisi pind (gaaon) ke hawale se yeh likh raha hoon. Pasand na aaye to bhool jaaen!
" Chowdhary Allah Ditta Sahab apne beti-daamad se milne Brooklyn New York tashreef le aaye pehli pahal. Bechaare Angrezi to bohat door ki baat hai Urdu bhi bohat kam bolte the. Saath unki begum aur naujawan kudi Zeenat bhi thi jo kuchh English bol leti thi. Sab kuchh sahih chal raha tha keh Allah ko kya manzoor hua keh Zeenat bibi apni baaji ke saath Super Market jo gayin so waheen se laapata huin! Ab hum Brooklyn (NYPD) ke thaane aate hain.
Chowdhary Allah Ditta: O Motiyaan waaleyo! Tuhannu Sohne Rabb di sonh meri guachhi kudi nu labb deyo!
Detective Earnst McGowan: Whats this man saying?
Rasheeda Bibi (Chowdhari Sahib ki Beti): My father pleads that you find my lost sister quickly!
Earnst McGowan: So madam describe her to me. Gotta photo of her?
Earnst McGowan (Tasweer dekhkar): Hmm! Very cute I see! Aint she?
Bibi Rasheeda: Yes sir. Very beautiful and so young. She was wearing traditional Pathani Suit that we wear in Pakistan.
Earnst McGowan: I see!
Bibi Rasheeda: And she was wearing golden ear rings, a pair of golden bangles and a golden necklace with a pearl pendant.
Earnst McGowan: Oh I see!
Bibi Rasheeda: Yes officer. We are very upset and worried!
Earnst McGowan: Yes! Yes! I see that maam ! I see!

Ab Chowdhary Allah Ditta jo ab tak khamosh baith kar sab kuchh sun rahe the, besabri ke aalam mein Detective McGowan ke collar khenchte hue yun chilla uth tey hain.
Chowdhary Allah Ditta: Oe kudi yahe Angrez de bachhey! Aai si Aai si Aai si bolli jaana? Je aai si saahdi kudi eithe tere kol te gayi kithey? Onu chhaddeya kyun kanjareyaa? Teri chaai nu main..........................................!!!






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Old Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:59 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old Apr 27th, 2007, 08:34 PM   #49 (permalink)
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uhm was this thread a joke?

or smthn?








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Old Apr 28th, 2007, 08:38 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Old Jun 26th, 2007, 08:44 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 06:34 AM   #53 (permalink)
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mery kiyee kab likhain gey khanu uncle....

Itna beqarar hona acha nai thori patience plz
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Old Nov 26th, 2007, 02:47 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Old Dec 30th, 2007, 12:29 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 06:18 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 05:47 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 03:09 PM   #59 (permalink)
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