I have recently been entrusted with the additional responsibility of this wonderful forum alongwith AJ. I am kinda new here myself (hey you in the corner...don't laugh!), but i have a few suggestions which if we all agree to, will make the experience much more enjoyable for everybody around.
1) Mud-Slinging: Oh...there are some favorites like Sardarjees, khan bhais, India-Pakistan and what not. Please do so at all counts, save the last one and the likes. I am sure you'd all appreciate it's kinda sensitive and secondly I almost always fail to appreciate the kick that people get out of posting such jokes. They generally fail to win respect or laugh of either party on merit and it generally ensues in mud-slinging all around. You are requested to avoid this at all costs. Thanks
edit: As an afterthought, if you get such jokes and you find them really funny, please do share them here, but you can easily change the nationalities in them now, couldn't you? That would give us all a good laugh without the side-effects. Hena bhae? :~)
2) Adult Stuff: Please consider the ratings of the jokes when posting. Certain jokes, no matter how entertaining they may seem to 'a' particular audience may be unsuitable for global audience of this forum.
That's about it bhai loug. It would be appreciated if we can have a quick rundown of the joke on the above before posting. The result, we assure you would be a more entertaining experience for all visitors of the forum.
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
1st of all I would like 2 say hi 2 some old members
Gadha
Shikra
Salman 2 u
Umer
Khanzada
& 2 all u new guppies
Khanzada, what r jokes - they r alwayz personal, they r alwayz aimed @ a certain, race, religion, caste & or a related personal matter. I'm not giving free advice, & neither am I looking 4 1, I just think that these r da primary reasons y some ppl r da butt of all jokes. I've heard almost every joke regarding my country, but I feel sick. I get a laugh sometimes, but then I realize that I've just oppressed my fellow countrymen. Pathan, Punjabi, Mohajir, Balochi, Kashmiri, Sindhi & a whole bunch of other jokes, just keep popping up every day. I feel that it has become a plague rather than smile.
Adult jokes r alwayz a good laugh ))))))
There was a dude in our class, he was da most "oppressed" guy in our class. He was alwayz thrown out of da class window, whenever da teacher used 2 walk out of da class. There was 1 incident - our mathematics teacher was Xplaining an algebra problem, & "our gang" understood da problem Xcept this "dude". The teacher repeated her Xplanations, but da "dude" was unable 2 understand....his frustration made him scream in front of da teacher, da teacher wrote a note in his school diary & asked him 2 bring his parents. He immediately applied white ink on da note, not waiting 4 da teacher 2 leave at da end of da class. The teacher took her 2 da principal, & upon inquiry, he mentioned "our gang" member names. Me including 6 other friendz(7 all in all), were suspended 4 a week, but our parents came da next day & sat with da principal & had a heated argument 4 an hour. We resumed our classes normally, & we never made this "dude" da butt of our jokes 4 da next 2 yrz, till we finished 'O' Levels.
It was a lesson 4 some of us, but we still laugh, & reminiscence da good old school dayz.
But hey, I'm not here 2 spoil da fun, or discourage any1. I'm a friend 2 all my guppies, & I'll be a good friend 2 all of ya.
Oh & I don't take jokes personally, oooops, what have I said....))))))
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Partner, all of us have varied degrees of acceptance as far as jokes are concerned. What may be perfectly acceptable to you (or me for that matter) may not be the case for others. We are here to make it a fun-filled and clean environment for our audience(ever noted the lil description written for jokes at the front page?)...even if it means that some of us don't get the 'kick' out of the jokes that are posted here.
Partner, all of us have varied degrees of acceptance as far as jokes are concerned. What may be perfectly acceptable to you (or me for that matter) may not be the case for others. We are here to make it a fun-filled and clean environment for our audience(ever noted the lil description written for jokes at the front page?)...even if it means that some of us don't get the 'kick' out of the jokes that are posted here.
Hope it helps.
Khan, I was not makin a comment out of anger or hatred, I was just sharing some thoughts. I'll keep visiting & be a guppie, oh & I don't have any hard feelings....!
can we have serious actions against ppl who post the oldest jokes themselves but when someone else does it, they post rude comments like "old joke", "posted before" and all....
looks very very bad....
especially for new-comers....
Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
When i saw subject i though there is somekinda new miserable, poor, week girl wrote this. Leking Mujeh kiya pata tha ke yeh woh wali misal banjay gi ke "Khooda Pahar Nikla Choha"
Welcome Moderator saheb. 
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mein samja joke hoo ga
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