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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:52 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Reaction from different countries:

U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network." (President Bush..whoelse?)

U.K: "I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with." (Prime minister Blair)

Iraq: "LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel: "These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have committed such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps." (Ariel Sharon)

Canada: "Titanic who????" (Canadian president)

India: "Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border." (Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan: "Can we get over with the elections first..please?" (President Musharraf)

UN: "**** happens right??" (Sec. Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors: "Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."







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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:57 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 09:38 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 09:52 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Survivors: "Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."

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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 09:57 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 02:29 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Of course it has a funny touch to it, but I find it sad at the same time, because it reflects the current situation of world politics.






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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 02:36 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Umer:
Of course it has a funny touch to it, but I find it sad at the same time, because it reflects the current situation of world politics.
quite right ..






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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 12:03 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 04:30 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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lol that's governments for ya.

ip.s - i liked the canada one heh.






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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 04:52 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 04:55 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 05:42 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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I am not sure if i should post here...move it if you want....

VWhat If Titanic sank Today?
Reaction from different countries:

U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........whoelse?)

U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)

Iraq:
"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Ariel Sharon....*******)

Canada:
"Titanic who????" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India:
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:
"Can we get over with the elections first..please?"
(President Musharraf)

UN:
"**** happens right??"
(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."







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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 08:15 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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hahaha.. this is funny






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