scienctific joke

mirpuri · Feb 21st, 2003, 10:24 PM

assalamoalikum

one atom said to another: "i think i have lost a proton."
the other said: "are u sure"
and the one replied: "i'm positive (+)"

get it +'ve.............................

:biggthumb

Philanthrope · Feb 24th, 2003, 04:57 PM

lolz... correct

shahzadqu · Feb 24th, 2003, 05:06 PM

and

at the same time

a1kashur · Feb 24th, 2003, 05:07 PM

true

khekasha · Feb 24th, 2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirpuri:
assalamoalikum

one atom said to another: "i think i have lost a proton."
the other said: "are u sure"
and the one replied: "i'm positive (+)"

get it +'ve.............................

:biggthumb

this is so wrong! When an atom losses its proton it becomes more negative not "positive". The joke should be other way around!
one atom said to another, "i think i have stolen a proton."
the other asked, "are you sure?"
and the first atom relied, "yeah, i'm positive."

Shikra · Feb 24th, 2003, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by khekasha:

this is so wrong! When an atom losses its proton it becomes more negative not "positive". The joke should be other way around!
one atom said to another, "i think i have stolen a proton."
the other asked, "are you sure?"
and the first atom relied, "yeah, i'm positive."

i think he's right

there's no need to change the joke........the original joke is perfect.