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Muslim Parrots A man goes to his Imam one day and tells him, "Brother, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the Imam inquired. "They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "Astaqfar'Allah!!That's obscene!" the Imam exclaimed, then he thoughtfor amoment. "You know, he said, I may have a solution to your problem. I have twomale talking parrots, which I have taught to make Du'a and recite the Quran. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cagewithGabriel and Yaqoob. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and you parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time." "Thank you," the man responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, he brought his female parrots to the Imam's house. As he ushered him in, he saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage making du'a and tasbee7. Impressed, he walked over and placed his parrots in with them.After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Yaqoob. Al7amdulilah, our prayers anddu'ahave been answered!"
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