My Aunt's backyard garden reminds of this joke...

salman_2you · Feb 24th, 2003, 11:48 AM

There was a farmer who grew watermellons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermellon patch at night and eat his watermellons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermellons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermellons are missing, but the sign next to his read: "Now there are two!!!"

P.S. This is my last contribution to Jokes Forum.

salman_2you · Feb 24th, 2003, 12:42 PM

Thanks for your smiles

Khanzada · Feb 24th, 2003, 12:53 PM

Good one

PS: Wapsi kyon bhai? :~(

coOoLBreeze · Feb 24th, 2003, 02:58 PM

Good One

but why Last one bhyaee,....

salman_2you · Feb 24th, 2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Khanzada:
PS: Wapsi kyon bhai? :~(

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Originally posted by coOoLBreeze:
but why Last one bhyaee,....

Bus yaaro pata nahi kiyon magar ub woh maza nahi raha, jab bhi hansnay ka munn karay ga aik nazar mazi ko dekh lon ga.

Philanthrope · Feb 24th, 2003, 04:41 PM

Shikra · Feb 24th, 2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by salman_2you:
Thanks for your smiles

lol

salman bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

aapkey jokes tou BEST hotey hain, hamey chord kar matt jaaen

Insaniyat · Feb 24th, 2003, 11:06 PM

Capricorn · Feb 25th, 2003, 09:44 AM

Khanzada · Feb 25th, 2003, 10:20 AM

Salman2you and Houston ka Don:
Both of you are advised to exercise restraint and be more patient towards one another. Let's make this a more pleasant experience for all the visitors rather than engaging in lil personal wars. I expect both of you to be responsible members. Please don't let me change my opinion.

Regards,

salman_2you · Feb 25th, 2003, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Khanzada:
Salman2you and Houston ka Don:
Both of you are advised to exercise restraint and be more patient towards one another. Let's make this a more pleasant experience for all the visitors rather than engaging in lil personal wars. I expect both of you to be responsible members. Please don't let me change my opinion.

Regards,

Khanu, Jo hukum mizaaj e yaar main aa eay

Houston Kay Don agar meray lafzon nay tumhari dil azari ki ho to mein un tamam lafzon ko wapis leta hon. I take my words back. Peace!

Khanzada · Feb 25th, 2003, 11:12 AM

^--that is indeed in good spirit mate! :~)

*hawannaqon ki tarha bethe crowd ko board dikhata hai jis par likha hai 'Clapping'...aur crown harbara kar deewana war clapping shuru kar deta hai! :~)

Be good,

ayman · Feb 25th, 2003, 05:17 PM

very gud salman bhai

Houston_kah_Don · Feb 25th, 2003, 05:56 PM

dude... i neva intended to get in a fight.... i was just fooling around... it was intended to be a joke.... didnt know u gonna take it personal... I am sorry if i offended u or something... didnt mean to man... but next time be a man dude... if some one jokes on u .. reply bak by cracking jokes on them.. don't just start cursing the person parents or granny and stuff... dont be that low of a man ! ! !

anywayzzz its all cool man ! ! !

I apologize for messing with you... didnt have any intentions of offending you or something.

Feb 25th, 2003, 11:27 PM

^ HKD - A piece of advice for you

How could you joke around with someone whom you don't even know very well! So stop messing around... why do you want to provide a chance for someone to make fun of your ancestors? You do that only with your intimate friends because you know them and they know you. It is obvious that any can get offended with your fun.

Good Joke Salman

but why this is the last joke???? You didn't answer very well to Khanzada and coolbreeze!!

Houston_kah_Don · Feb 26th, 2003, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by Pilot:
^ HKD - A piece of advice for you

How could you joke around with someone whom you don't even know very well! So stop messing around... why do you want to provide a chance for someone to make fun of your ancestors? You do that only with your intimate friends because you know them and they know you. It is obvious that any can get offended with your fun.

Good Joke Salman

but why this is the last joke???? You didn't answer very well to Khanzada and coolbreeze!!

Oh Plzzz..Give me a break ! ! ! this is a gupship forum..you talk and joke around with strangers... u know how it works in a chatroom bro.... thats what they are meant for...thats how you make friends to start with man.... i think people in the forum should grow up and learn to take jokes... rather then be so cheap...
anywayzz i dont wanna start another fight here... it was between me and salmaan and we apologized each other.. i don't have anything agasint him and i hope the same too...so its all cool now .. so lets forget it man.

salman_2you · Feb 26th, 2003, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Pilot:
^ HKD - A piece of advice for you

How could you joke around with someone whom you don't even know very well! So stop messing around... why do you want to provide a chance for someone to make fun of your ancestors? You do that only with your intimate friends because you know them and they know you. It is obvious that any can get offended with your fun.

Good Joke Salman

but why this is the last joke???? You didn't answer very well to Khanzada and coolbreeze!!

Choor de lala, abhi naya naya aya hay GS mein. Usko maloom nahi hoga.

Yaar, jitnay mein joke post kiyay hain shayad hi kisi nay kiyay hon magar jub mujh per jokes walay ka thappa lag ja eay aur meri baat dosray forum say is liyay ura di ja eay kay yeh to her cheez ko joke bana deta hay tu why should I even posts jokes. I am on legal and silent strike, if you know what I mean...

Houston_kah_Don · Feb 26th, 2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by salman_2you:

Choor de lala, abhi naya naya aya hay GS mein. Usko maloom nahi hoga.

Yup thats true man.... forum meh akaar maloom howa yehan tum jaisey cheap and low character ogue bhi hotey hain.... khair chorro

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Originally posted by salman_2you:
I am on legal and silent strike, if you know what I mean...

meri jaan dawaza uswaqt khat khataya jaata heh jub doosray konay pur koi suney wala hoh....
khamooshi kah niqab urh leney seh kaunsa loha manwana chatey hoh

coOoLBreeze · Feb 26th, 2003, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Houston_kah_Don:

Yup thats true man.... forum meh akaar maloom howa yehan tum jaisey cheap and low character ogue bhi hotey hain.... khair chorro

meri jaan dawaza uswaqt khat khataya jaata heh jub doosray konay pur koi suney wala hoh....
khamooshi kah niqab urh leney seh kaunsa loha manwana chatey hoh

come on h_k_d he finished it already and now what you are doing. you are starting that again...

you are on cheapoo your self,, first I thought you were kidding,,
but now I really think,, that your a$$ needs some beating.

Houston_kah_Don · Feb 26th, 2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by coOoLBreeze:

come on h_k_d he finished it already and now what you are doing. you are starting that again...

you are on cheapoo your self,, first I thought you were kidding,,
but now I really think,, that your a$$ needs some beating.

What i am starting it again??? i just replied to his comment.. yeah i am new here so i donno what kinda ppl to expect...