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Feb 26th, 2003, 01:18 AM
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Shut Down
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Costello: Hey, Abbott!
Abbott: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.
Abbott: That`s great, Lou. What did you get?
Costello: A Pentium III-866, with 256 Megs of RAM, a 30 Gig hard drive, and a 48X CD-ROM.
Abbott: That`s terrific, Lou.
Costello: But I don`t know what any of it means!
Abbott: You will in time.
Costello: That`s exactly why I`m here to see you. I heard that you`re a real computer expert.
Abbott: Well, I don`t know . . .
Costello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you`re going to train me.
Abbott: Really?
Costello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson.
Abbott: O.K. Lou. What do want to know?
Costello: I am having no problem t urning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off.
Abbott: That`s true.
Costello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do?
Abbott: Well, first you press the Start button, and then . . .
Costello: No, I told you I want to turn it off.
Abbott: I know, you press the Start button . . .
Costello: Wait a second. I want to turn it Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do.
Abbott: I did.
Costello: When?
Abbott: When I told you to press the Start button.
Costello: Why should I press the Start button?
Abbott: To shut off the computer.
Costello: I press Start to stop?
Abbott: Well, Start doesn`t actually stop the computer.
Costello: I knew it! So what do I press?
Abbott: Start.
Costello: Start what?
Abbott: Start button.
Costello: Start button to do what?
Abbott: Shut down.
Costello: You don`t have to get rude!
Abbott: No, no, no! That`s not what I meant.
Costello: Then say what you mean.
Abbott: To shut down the computer, press . . .
Costello: Don`t say, "Start!"
Abbott: Then what do you want me to say?
Costello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop.
Abbott: But that`s what you do.
Costello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights.
Abbott: Don`t be ridiculous.
Costello: I`m being ridiculous? Well, I think it`s about time we started this conversation.
Abbott: What are you talking about?
Costello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good-bye.
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Feb 26th, 2003, 06:40 AM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
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 Good one.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Feb 26th, 2003, 06:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:
Good one.
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it seems that you are the only one reading my jokess....
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Feb 26th, 2003, 12:59 PM
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Choti Si!!
Join Date: Jan 28, 2003 - 12:44 pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by coOoLBreeze:
it seems that you are the only one reading my jokess....
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no. i read it too....good 1.
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Feb 26th, 2003, 05:48 PM
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aafat ki puriya
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Feb 26th, 2003, 07:36 PM
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"ik parhee likhee jahil"
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Mar 1st, 2003, 04:02 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
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Mar 2nd, 2003, 04:23 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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HEHEHEHEHEHE Good one CB!  
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Mar 2nd, 2003, 11:56 PM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by coOoLBreeze:
it seems that you are the only one reading my jokess....
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he's the mod, he has to read every single joke 
lol.....just kidding.
i wasn't online much lately..........but it's a very nice joke 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:23 AM
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Senior Member
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:41 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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good one
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 02:24 PM
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Senior Member
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I appreciate, every one of you ,,..
Thanxxxx a zillion times guys and gals and pals and palis
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 11:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:58 pm
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hahaha
good one.
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Mar 4th, 2003, 12:01 AM
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Unavailabletationalist
Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 - 6:00 am
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Quwwat-e-Mazhab say hay mustehkam jamiyat teri
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Mar 4th, 2003, 04:42 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 20, 2002 - 3:00 pm
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LOLz
Roll around the floor
LOLZ
ROll around the floor
oh gosh someone call a doc......i'm in agony laughing too much and rolling around the floor....
this one's even funnier than a particular cricket team winning....lolz
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Mar 4th, 2003, 04:49 PM
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Mar 5th, 2003, 08:14 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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hmmmmmm.. :-)
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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