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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:09 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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NEW EVENIN CLASSEZ 4 GUYZ 8 GUPISTAN!!! ALL R WELCOME!
OPEN 2 GUYZ ONLY!


Note: due 2 da complexity n level of difficulty of their contents,each course'll accept a maximum of 8 participants / 2 guppiez each.

Topic 1 How 2 fill ice-cube trayz. Step by step wid slide presentation

Topic 2 Lavatory paper rollz: do they grow on da holderz? Round-table discussion

Topic 3 Differences b/w da laundry basket n da floor. Picturez n explanatory graphix

Topic 4 da after-dinner dishez n silverware: can they levitate
n fly in2 da kitchen sink? Examplez on video

Topic 5 Loss of identity: losing da remote 2 ur significant
other. Helpline n support groups

Topic 6 Learnin how 2 find things, startin wid lookin in da right place instead of turning da house upside down while screamin. Open forum

Topic 7Health watch: bringin her flowerz is not harmful 2 your health. Graphix n audio tape

Topic 8 Real men ask 4 directionz when lost. Real-life testimonialz

Topic 9 Is it genetically impossible 2 sit quietly s she parallel parks or drivez? Drivin simulation

Topic 10 Learnin 2 live: basic differencez b/w mother n wife. Online class n role playin

Topic 11 How 2 b da ideal shoppin companion.
Relaxation exercisez, meditation n breathin techniques

Topic 12 How 2 fight cerebral atrophy: rememberin
birthdayz, anniversariez, other important dates n callin when
u're goin 2 b late. Cerebral shock therapy sessionz n full
lobotomies offered









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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:17 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:21 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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In France, you are guilty until proven innocent.
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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:21 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:22 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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ab let's just c who's goin 2 b da 1st participants na . DT u wanna try






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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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ab let's just c who's goin 2 b da 1st participants na . DT u wanna try

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woohoooooooooo...go DT!







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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:31 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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k tau tumhara 1st corse is goin 2 b
Topic 13 Geography: Duniya main GupShup kay ilawa aur bhi buhat kuch hay






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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:34 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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k tau tumhara 1st corse is goin 2 b
Topic 13 Geography: Duniya main GupShup kay ilawa aur bhi buhat kuch hay


seema baji...i'm in a lab right now..u got me in trouble by making me laugh


PS: waysay yeh course drop kardaytay hayn...yaa phir aysa karayn pehlay hi din fail kardayn






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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:39 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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: rotfl: :ro tfl:

seema baji...i'm in a lab right now..u got me in trouble by making me laugh :bumme r:


PS: waysay yeh course drop kardaytay hayn...yaa phir aysa karayn pehlay hi din fail kardayn :bumme r:
don't worry na DT insha Allah tum saari zindagi yeh course clear nahi kur saktay

btw i think
aik aur corse 4 Khannu
Topic 14 Gender differencez:galz kau bhai aur guyz kau baji kyun nahin kaha jaata







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don't worry na DT insha Allah tum saari zindagi yeh course clear nahi kur saktay

btw i think
aik aur corse 4 Khannu
Topic 14 Gender differencez:galz kau bhai aur guyz kau baji kyun nahin kaha jaata

kum az kum insha-Allah to naa bolayn .....waysay....aysi baat bhi nahin keh saari zindagi nahin clear kar sakta






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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:48 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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kum az kum insha-Allah to naa bolayn .....waysay....aysi baat bhi nahin keh saari zindagi nahin clear kar sakta
it dependz kay wat r ur major subjectz na






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it dependz kay wat r ur major subjectz na
major subjects in uni or major subjects of life






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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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i thot v were discussin GS here
yeh life beech main kahan say aagayi






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i thot v were discussin GS here
yeh life beech main kahan say aagayi

GS kay beech mayn hi to -ife hay .....



PS: - ki jagah "l" ya "w" laga layn






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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 04:39 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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