Lahori Tiger

>A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to
>take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his
>whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later,
>he woke up and realised that all his hats were gone.
>He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full
>of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The
>hat-seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the
>hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his
>head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the
>same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did
>exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat
>and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that
>too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
>If you think you have read this before read on!!!
>
> Fifty years later, his grandson, Jack, also became a
>hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his
>grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he
>passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he
>took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on
>the floor. He woke up and realised that all his hats
>were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered
>his grand father's words, started scratching his head
>and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and
>fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now,
>very convinced of his grandfather's idea, JACK threw
>his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys
>still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey
>climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
>gave him a slap and said
>......
>.........
>.............
>
>"You think only you have a
>grandfather?
>

Umer

That's a cracker!

Philanthrope

:rotfl"