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Mar 3rd, 2003, 07:15 AM
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~*~Peace to you all~*~
Join Date: May 21, 2002 - 1:00 am
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When you need a laugh.
1st Grade Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each Child in
her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first
graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these Keep in mind that
these are first graders... "6" year-olds, because the last One is classic!
Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ...........................bug is close.
It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
Never underestimate the power of............termites.
You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty.
No news is..................................impossible.
A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.............................me.
An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's..................pollution.
Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is.............................not much.
Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and......you have to Blow your
nose.
There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you..... see in the picture on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.
Tum Karbala kay baad bhee Syed-Sajjad a.s. ho
Koi or hota tou khatha Khuda koi nahin hai
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 07:24 AM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:30 PM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
Posts: 7,282
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Lolz
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 02:17 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 19, 2003 - 8:38 pm
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lol 
I am not a crook!
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 03:05 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,675
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 cute
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Mar 4th, 2003, 01:24 PM
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Choti Si!!
Join Date: Jan 28, 2003 - 12:44 pm
Posts: 1,195
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l  l
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Mar 4th, 2003, 03:02 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Jan 28, 2003 - 3:25 pm
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nice 
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Mar 4th, 2003, 04:07 PM
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ŋǿǿrร*fร*รยฉd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
Posts: 20,736
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Nice 
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Mar 5th, 2003, 09:19 PM
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....dora diyay confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Astabal-e-atfaal
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hey its TRUE u know .. ! 
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Mar 6th, 2003, 06:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2, 2002 - 9:02 am
Posts: 6,853
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true
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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