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Mar 3rd, 2003, 10:40 AM
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assalamoalikum 
DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by insolent mods':
assalamoalikum
DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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it should be changed to pakistani team now  they think they are the best and always keep their heads in sky with gharoor and get bad results.
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 3rd, 2003, 12:00 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002
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LOlzz
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Mar 4th, 2003, 03:13 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002
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YEAH YEAH! KOOL And NICE ONE!
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Mar 5th, 2003, 10:39 AM
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The Pakistani Brain
Join Date: Sep 24, 1998
Location: Dubai, UAE (since 06-2006)
Posts: 11,685
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My cousin sent me this today, but he had put the Pakistani cricket team in place of the Indian.
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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Mar 5th, 2003, 11:44 AM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Umer:
My cousin sent me this today, but he had put the Pakistani cricket team in place of the Indian.
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 situation kay mutabiq changes ho raheen hain
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Mar 5th, 2003, 12:03 PM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Mar 5th, 2003, 12:59 PM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002
Location: NY
Posts: 7,996
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lol
Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Mar 5th, 2003, 07:50 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001
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:-)
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Mar 6th, 2003, 05:52 AM
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Senior Member
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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Mar 8th, 2003, 09:48 PM
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I got this in my email.. it said Pakistani team aswell.
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