superglue

A second grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their
hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Ayesha has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Ayesha. "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Pakistani," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Ayesha why she is a Pakistani. "Well, my mom and dad are PAKISTANI, so I'm a Pakistani too." The teacher is now angry . "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then" says Ayesha, "I'd be an American."

Philanthrope

Lolzz.. old but nice

FightingMachine

lolz

good one

~Nazish~

LOL

batameez