Houston_kah_Don

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me LOGIC -
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT -
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY -
"Keep crying and I'll "give" you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about STAMINA -
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER -
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY -
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this
world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!

THANKS, MOM!

Khanzada

Great read!

It's funny in a good way! :~)

udaasaankhein

salman_2you

Khanu,

Jo hukum mizaaj e yaar mein aa eay

warna

Tum bhi khafa ho woh bhi barhum hain dosto
Aub tu ho chala yaqeen buray hum hain dosto
-Salman

BrokenSky