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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 12:31 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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The proud father is taking his son for a drive in the countryside,

but he's driving 60 m.p.h. in a 20 m.p.h. zone. The son looked at

the speedometer and said, "Dad, you are a real lion!"



The proud dad took the compliment and played the part of a hero to

his son by stepping even more on the gas pedal. This time, he is

traveling at 80 m.p.h. in a 20 m.p.h. zone. The son looked at the

speedometer and said, "Dad, you are a perfect lion!"



The dad smiled proudly. Just then, they drove past a farm with a

jackass. The son said, pointing to the jackass, "Dad look! A lion"!






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