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Mar 4th, 2003, 04:51 PM
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Moderator Culture, Linguistics & Literature Forum
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Door-to-Door Sales Crap
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner dont do wonders cleaning this up, Ill eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we havent got the electricity turned on yet."
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Mar 4th, 2003, 04:54 PM
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Junior Member
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too predictable
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Mar 5th, 2003, 07:34 AM
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ŋǿǿrΓ*fΓ*ΓΒ©d - DusK -
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Mar 5th, 2003, 09:07 AM
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Ņαŭķ Pβŧђαń
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Yukh!  Hand ho gaya na!
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Mar 5th, 2003, 09:44 AM
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~~~wait&watch~~~
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Mar 5th, 2003, 12:47 PM
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"`ΓΒ°*ΓΒ€ Shehr-e-Zaat ΓΒ€*ΓΒ°`"
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LOlzzzzz...bechara!
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Mar 5th, 2003, 02:01 PM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
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lol that punny......... 
Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Mar 5th, 2003, 05:26 PM
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aafat ki puriya
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Mar 5th, 2003, 07:27 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
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hmmmm..  .. mujhay ACHI tarah pata hay ke ye KONN tha ..  main electrician tha aur jab bijli lagaanay pohancha to .. salesman ultiyan kar raha tha..
great one ! 
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Mar 5th, 2003, 09:07 PM
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Senior Member
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hahahahahahahahaaha
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Mar 5th, 2003, 10:41 PM
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"ik parhee likhee jahil"
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Mar 6th, 2003, 09:22 AM
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Guffaw|Γβ^Γβ|King
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:biggthumb
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