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Old Apr 3rd, 2003, 10:46 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?Sardarji replies

"Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
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Old Apr 3rd, 2003, 01:11 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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sardar jee jo thay woh....
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sardar jee jo thay woh....
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