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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 04:54 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".






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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 09:56 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 10:37 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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hahahahahah I think i'm suppose to laugh on this, right?






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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 04:48 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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hahaha stupid kid, yeh bachhe itne pagal kyon hote hain?






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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 06:39 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 01:31 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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