~* Shadi Na Karna Yaroo *~

LONE RANGER · Apr 5th, 2003, 06:55 AM

SHADI NA KARNA YAROO

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said,"I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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Jo kar chukay hain woh tou bhugat hi rahay hain na

Shikra · Apr 5th, 2003, 10:43 AM

Khanzada · Apr 5th, 2003, 01:35 PM

waisay hum abhi table ke is taraf bethay hain.

Dilsay · Apr 5th, 2003, 01:42 PM

acha jee

Philanthrope · Apr 6th, 2003, 07:03 AM

LOlzzzz

BrokenSky · Apr 6th, 2003, 08:18 AM