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Apr 8th, 2003, 03:18 PM
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Guffaw|Ćā^Ćā|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas station in a remote part of the island. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Mornin' bye" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
" What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfie.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Freeckin Jaysus" says the Newfie, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything"
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Apr 8th, 2003, 03:42 PM
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Ņįŭķ Pāŧђįń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Apr 8th, 2003, 03:42 PM
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ŋǿǿrĆ*fĆ*ĆĀ©d - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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Apr 8th, 2003, 04:28 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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hahahahahahahaha 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Apr 8th, 2003, 09:50 PM
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Ngise'Khaya
Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 - 1:00 am
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hahaa
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Apr 8th, 2003, 11:12 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,675
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Now, isn't this dirty. Shame Shame
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Apr 9th, 2003, 04:43 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
Location: Kingdom of Bahrain
Posts: 14,950
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:
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mod himself forgot the rating 
Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Apr 9th, 2003, 04:51 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: αiгŷ ταlε
Posts: 12,210
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good one
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Apr 9th, 2003, 05:16 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
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LOL! 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Apr 9th, 2003, 08:28 AM
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Guffaw|Ćā^Ćā|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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For those of you who questioned about rating
READ THE DEM TITLE and THINK POSITIVE
Peta nahi kaisi gandi gandi sooch lay kar atay hain
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Apr 9th, 2003, 11:28 AM
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Guffaw|Ćā^Ćā|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phat_gurl:
Now, isn't this dirty. Shame Shame
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No its only your reply which has DIRT in it
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Apr 9th, 2003, 02:03 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 14, 2003 - 12:59 am
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Apr 11th, 2003, 07:27 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Apr 11th, 2003, 09:11 AM
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Moderator Household Affairs & Cuisine corner Forum
Join Date: Mar 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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lol 
Verily my happiness is my iman,
and verily my iman is in my heart,
and verily my heart does not belong to anyone but Allah(swt).
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Apr 11th, 2003, 01:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2, 2002 - 9:02 am
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