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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 05:33 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of
intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to
prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the
first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, "Go
into that room and kill your wife." The guy says, "No way," and
leaves FBI headquarters.

The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into
the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth
more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.

Finally the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife.
He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few
seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from
the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room.
"What happened?" asks the FBI agent.

"Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks... I had to kill her with
the chair."








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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 05:03 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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.... he was a operative and he didnt had a combat knife..........hmmmmm






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he sure got the job







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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 08:08 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 09:09 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 12:54 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 12:56 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 04:10 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 01:03 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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