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Apr 9th, 2003, 03:29 PM
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Banned
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girlfriend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on. Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.
"What's wrong with you... this is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!"
"I'm waiting," Santa said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Banta.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."
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Apr 9th, 2003, 03:43 PM
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aafat ki puriya
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Apr 9th, 2003, 03:57 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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Apr 9th, 2003, 05:07 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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LOL! Smart man! 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Apr 9th, 2003, 06:21 PM
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Senior Member
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lol
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Apr 9th, 2003, 08:48 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Apr 10th, 2003, 08:10 AM
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~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Join Date: May 21, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: ghar pe
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Apr 10th, 2003, 12:31 PM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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jab aadmi dairh pasli ka ho to phir itni he bahadari reh jaati hai! 
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Apr 12th, 2003, 02:17 AM
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Senior Member
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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Apr 12th, 2003, 08:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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wise
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Apr 12th, 2003, 01:04 PM
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....Mai Pagal....
....Mera Dil Dewana....
Join Date: Jun 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
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ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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Apr 13th, 2003, 04:31 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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LOlz
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Apr 13th, 2003, 08:56 PM
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"ik parhee likhee jahil"
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Apr 16th, 2003, 12:00 PM
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Pas~e~Aaina~Koi~aur~hai
Join Date: Oct 12, 2000 - 1:00 am
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lolzzz
Ki Mohammad (S.a.w )se wafa tu ney tu Hum terey hain
yeh jehan cheez hai kya Loh-o-Qalam terey hain...!!
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