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Nov 5th, 2009, 06:51 PM
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#41 (permalink)
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Pir of Dhump
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P2- you dont want him calling you, next time you go get groceries. aik toh baychara sauda salf karnay bazar jata hau ooper say tanay tashany sunno biwi kay.
or just use peapod
Your friendly neighbourhood fraudiya loafer luccha lufanga awara ayaash aubaash ghunda badmaash man
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Nov 5th, 2009, 06:53 PM
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#42 (permalink)
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Chat Room Manager, Moderator Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, All Views, Health & Fitness Forum
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Originally Posted by CM
I am confused. Do men lose their balls when they get married?
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maaalllll giyaaaaaaaaaaa !
Guns don't kill people ! Dads with pretty daughters Do !
>>> PERFECSHEYN <<<
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Nov 5th, 2009, 06:56 PM
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#43 (permalink)
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i never ask coz i am expert in grocery shopping...u can ask me where to find whatever u are looking for. i am damn good 
LEARN to write Roman Urdu
visit my thread in libguistic section
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Nov 5th, 2009, 06:57 PM
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#44 (permalink)
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i am hating the men everyday u only hating today mrs psquared. Men liars like monsters. they devils in earth.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:13 PM
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#45 (permalink)
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LOL looking forward to all this
*~*~*~*sweet berry wrapped in a bitter peel*~*~*~*~
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:16 PM
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#46 (permalink)
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Pir of Dhump
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Originally Posted by bejamalo
i am hating the men everyday u only hating today mrs psquared. Men liars like monsters. they devils in earth.
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hate men, they bad he the invent the grammar...
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:28 PM
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Awww they are masoom people. Don't hate them. Look at the bright side. He went grocery shopping all by himself.
Even a Smile can be Charity!
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:32 PM
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howwwwwww cute. psq, funguy, 6chora, lucid, nikky.
awwww. the guys r sharing stories this time....usually it's the women sharing their stories!!
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:43 PM
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this thread is so funny... totally loving it.
i agree with funguy... test how much he loves u by getting the feminine hygene stuff... 
happy happy happy... happy happy happy
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:59 PM
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#50 (permalink)
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Shopping is a piece of cake for me. Been grocery shopping with my mom since I was a baby. I don't have to ask anyone where a particular item is.
I just hate it when my wife brings home some stupid flavored ice cream. She should know my tastes by now. That's one thing I don't tolerate from her.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 08:37 PM
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#51 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by bejamalo
i am hating the men everyday u only hating today mrs psquared. Men liars like monsters. they devils in earth.
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U dont need to say anything, your nick say it all
jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Nov 5th, 2009, 08:41 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Originally Posted by Niksik
ab daal mujhey awaaz dey rahi hai...  " |
with TLK, i am not surprised htat can happen.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 08:44 PM
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#53 (permalink)
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Okay tbh I would never send my man out to do grocery shopping. Aside from the fact that I have the time and he doesnt AND despite how much I hate doing it......i like to do it alone.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 09:29 PM
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How about when man goes to grocery for eggs and milk. She emphasized nothing else was needed!
Man calls: Do you need something else? I am at the grocery shop.
Ummmmmm. No. I don't think so.
Man: But I think I saw orange juice missing from the kitchen.
Woman: Oh yes, bring couple of boxes. And yes, get some apple juice too.
Man: Really? That's all? Anything else? Are you sure?
Woman: No no! We are fine.
Man goes, gets eggs and milk and everything else. He sees boxes of cereal and calls back. Do you need cereal?
Woman: Oh yes. We are low on that too! Sorry! (giggles)
And it goes on and finally man says, just text me the list after few minutes of checking the supply, I will wait! :-)
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Nov 5th, 2009, 09:31 PM
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One time I had to buy groceries for my wife and I ended up buying a car. The look on her face was priceless. I drove by a Subaru dealer and always wanted to test drive the STI. So I decided why not ride it for a few minutes and buy the groceries. All I can say was, the car and the dealer were both persuasive.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 09:35 PM
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#56 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by diwana
How about when man goes to grocery for eggs and milk. She emphasized nothing else was needed!
Man calls: Do you need something else? I am at the grocery shop.
Ummmmmm. No. I don't think so.
Man: But I think I saw orange juice missing from the kitchen.
Woman: Oh yes, bring couple of boxes. And yes, get some apple juice too.
Man: Really? That's all? Anything else? Are you sure?
Woman: No no! We are fine.
Man goes, gets eggs and milk and everything else. He sees boxes of cereal and calls back. Do you need cereal?
Woman: Oh yes. We are low on that too! Sorry! (giggles)
And it goes on and finally man says, just text me the list after few minutes of checking the supply, I will wait! :-)
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I always hand a list to the hubz before he goes... cus i know either he'll forget what ive said, or i'll forget what i wanted.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 09:52 PM
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#57 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sadzzz
I always hand a list to the hubz before he goes... cus i know either he'll forget what ive said, or i'll forget what i wanted.
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I know. :-) This is when the man was coming home from work.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 10:44 PM
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#58 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSquared
Yup, you read it right.
Why dont they listen?
Why cant they just do what we say without asking 20 questions and making it look like I gave them a manual on How to Surgically Remove Someone's Spleen?
I am home, you're at the grocery store.........do not call me to ask me what aisle the oatmeal is in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well why dont you cook paratha and unda like the rest of the women? oatmean shmotmeal!
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Nov 5th, 2009, 10:48 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Health & Fitness, Household Affairs & Cuisine corner Forum
Join Date: Aug 6, 2008 - 1:35 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mamaof3
Nope...their wives have the balls of their hubbies held safely in their very caring hands lol!! DONT come home with the wrong kinda chocolate ice cream OR ELSE. More especially so if wifey is preg.
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Originally Posted by Lucid Chaotic
grocery karo tow museebat - na karo tow museebat! - bring home the wrong item and you'll never hear the end of it, and call her to confirm/ask, and you'll get ridiculed to no end.
Jeeeeeeez.
P.S. Yes, I had to get some groceries on the way back from work today.
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Confirm karein...zaroor karein. Lekin mujhe phone karke kyun pooch rahe hein ke dood kahan hai? Mein kya Costco mein payda huwi thi?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niksik
Ask me about it 
The hubby guy calls me up every 2 minutes when I'm somewhere: "ab daal laal sey peeli ho rahee hai...ab bubbles aa rahein hai...hadli kya yellow hotee hai....lal mirch sey daal lal ho jaye gi...ab dhakan phat phat ker raha hai...chamach kahan hai...ab daal mujhey awaaz dey rahi hai... "
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You made me feel better all the way upto the magic marker writing!!!
LOL
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Originally Posted by Lucid Chaotic
I ask her to email me the list so I have it on my phone:
"Sending your desi husband to shop for groceries... there's an app for that"  |
I think we would be the first ones to buy that app...can you also come up with a navigation system for grocery stores?
Quote:
Originally Posted by X2
sara din? koi aur kaam naheen hota tum logon ko?
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We are bekaar log...humein aaj kal koi kaam dhanda nahin hai. 
Quote:
Originally Posted by X2
P2- you dont want him calling you, next time you go get groceries. aik toh baychara sauda salf karnay bazar jata hau ooper say tanay tashany sunno biwi kay.
or just use peapod
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Biwi tanay koi khud se thordi deti hai! Usko majboor kiya jata hai!
Peapod mein se agar tootey huwe andey nikley to kya karungi?
Quote:
Originally Posted by bejamalo
i am hating the men everyday u only hating today mrs psquared. Men liars like monsters. they devils in earth.
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Bejamalo Sahiba...khairiyat hai?
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Originally Posted by X2
hate men, they bad he the invent the grammar...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bint_e_Naeem
Awww they are masoom people. Don't hate them. Look at the bright side. He went grocery shopping all by himself.
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Yes he did!
And you know what happened when he got home?
I asked for a RED ONION
I got a RED BELL PEPPER
Uff!
Agar koi baat bigar jaye...agar koi mushkil parjaye...
Tum dena saat mera...O Humnava
Na koi hai...na koi tha...zindagi mein tumhare siva...
Tum dena saat mera...O Humnava
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Nov 6th, 2009, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Mamaof3
Guys are a different breed Psquared. And they get nervous and scared when faced with a trip to the grocery store, even more so if they are requested to get specific items. I sent my guy to the grocery store for chocilate ice cream when I was pregnant. Simple right? Nope. Our grocery store is SOOOO incompetent when it comes to chocolate. So hubz ended up too scared to call so he bought every sort of variation on choc ice cream that there was in the store. Ben-n-jerrys choc-brownie something or other, haagen-daz coc with pecans, friendlys choc swirl etc...I think he brought home like 6 different kinds and spent over 40 bux on this whole episode. You gotta give the poor guy an "A" for effort man. Me? I'd have gone to a different store or a carvel where they have CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. They dont mean to be shtoopid lol!!! They just are |
LOL thats when you know a guy loves you
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