PSquared

Yup, you read it right.

Why dont they listen?

Why cant they just do what we say without asking 20 questions and making it look like I gave them a manual on How to Surgically Remove Someone's Spleen?

I am home, you're at the grocery store.........do not call me to ask me what aisle the oatmeal is in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monk

hareem01

i hate grocery shopping.

Monk

Decent 6Chora

u'll hate men more if they bring wrong brand of oatmeal so we just try to save some pain for both

PSquared

I wont hate them at all if they made use of those nice customer service associates who walk around with big neon signs on their cute little jackets that say :

"Ask me, I can help!"

Decent 6Chora

If we do that and that nice customer service associate happen to be a pretty girl, and if she personally decide us to protocol us to that aisle, then we are in even more trouble....

TLK

if you were making breakfast everyday at home for that poor guy, he would not be looking for an oatmeal at the grocery store

PSquared

Lekin meri avaaz saaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaa din sunke unka dil nahin bharta hai kya???

Five minutes door janey ke liye heart ke kya zaroorat pargayi!!!!

Im so not a jealous person...hogi pretty apne gaoon mein...mujhe kya.

She isnt ME!

funguy

That's nothing. I have shopped (and found) Always Ultra light wings in busy supermarkets.

Oatmeal is usually stacked in the breakfast/cereal isle. You will also find pancake mix and syrups there.

MIAinVA

Thats why I do all the grocery shopping myself..... no phone calls, no questions and above all no "ugh, I wanna break my head" feeling.

haha, funguy... tell that to the mister she's mad at.

Decent 6Chora

or may be he just want to make sure that you are home ..far from him...he just wana feel his freedom?

PSquared

Hawww...who do you think the oatmeal is for? I have to cook that too you know...for a full five minutes! It aint easy being me!

And Im just looking out for him, roz roz parathey khakey apna hashar nashar karliya to? (Nauzubillah)

The box says its Heart Healthy!!!!

funguy

When a woman really wants to test how much her husband loves her she would send him to buy feminine products on a Saturday afternoon. That my friends requires lots of courage and balls.

PSquared

Maybe he should call you instead next time he goes grocery shopping?

I would have gone myself if I wasnt feeling so horrible today. For the past hour, Ive been navigating through Costco...via phone.

Seriously.............MEN!

PSquared

Thank you for this wonderful idea!

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

funguy

No hit on your hubby, but MOST baa-izzet mard hazraat would NEVER call a woman for directions to a grocery item. Just my thought. I would rather buy rice pudding instead of oatmeal but I would not be calling home...

Decent 6Chora

^ Well i call home but just to make sure "Do we need something else?" becasue I know these women will call you the minute you swap your card at cash register... "oooo XYZ bhee laitey aayee gaaa"

funguy

^ true dat..I normally don't answer after making the turn into checkout lane.

Mamaof3

Guys are a different breed Psquared. And they get nervous and scared when faced with a trip to the grocery store, even more so if they are requested to get specific items. I sent my guy to the grocery store for chocilate ice cream when I was pregnant. Simple right? Nope. Our grocery store is SOOOO incompetent when it comes to chocolate. So hubz ended up too scared to call so he bought every sort of variation on choc ice cream that there was in the store. Ben-n-jerrys choc-brownie something or other, haagen-daz coc with pecans, friendlys choc swirl etc...I think he brought home like 6 different kinds and spent over 40 bux on this whole episode. You gotta give the poor guy an "A" for effort man. Me? I'd have gone to a different store or a carvel where they have CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. They dont mean to be shtoopid lol!!! They just are