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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:32 AM
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Billu Barber
Join Date: Dec 31, 2005 - 12:15 am
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Yes you read it right ladies and men!
Why don't they listen?
Why can't they just shut up for 2minutes?
Oatmeal? Woman, are you ok up there? Make me some paratha, omelette and lassi.
That's all.
(my sig says it all)
"Let us make wudu and use our Islamic etiquettes to stay clean and in good health inshallah - that's the Muslim vaccine."
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:37 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 13, 2005 - 2:06 pm
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Give em a slap 
LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:38 AM
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Channel Manager Hangout
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You need to lay down the law crickey!
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:42 AM
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awesome.
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:50 AM
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Traditionalist
Join Date: Apr 4, 2006 - 4:26 pm
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haha
"In the fight against the Monoculture, the main sign is the hijab, and the main act is the Prayer". T.J Winter
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:51 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 21, 2009 - 12:29 pm
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1st v got i hate men today
now v got i hate women today :P
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:53 AM
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Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
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Yeah hate more when you are up early on SAT and making full-service-breakfast for them after buying oatmeal whole week for them that to with a ear-full 
Paratha anyone?
jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Nov 7th, 2009, 09:20 AM
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^ Feline Fatale ^
...meow
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I'll make him parathey with omelette, keema, halwa, achaar, garam garam chai - only on Sundays and he shouldn't ask for lunch after that.
A samurai bares no sign of weakness, even when dying of hunger.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Jul 22, 2009 - 12:37 pm
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damn now I want qeeme ke parathe 
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
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Nov 7th, 2009, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Aug 14, 2009 - 9:14 pm
Location: outta LUCKNOW, India then straight to LUCKNOW, Canada
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mujhe UN aurtoN kii besharmnii, behayaayii aur badzubaanii se gilaa hai shakwa hai aHtijaaj hai jinkaa yeh sheva hai aur jinko zaraa bhii paas/Khayaal nahiiN na apni tahzeeb kaa, na apne mazhab kaa aur na hii apnii 'umroN kaa...kisi insaan se laR bhiR lenaa alag baaty hai magar Allah se to DareN...unko jawaab denaa hogaa...i'm just a messenger don't shoot me!
LEARN to write Roman Urdu
visit my thread in libguistic section
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Nov 7th, 2009, 09:54 AM
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Billu Barber
Join Date: Dec 31, 2005 - 12:15 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hashmat Usmani
mujhe UN aurtoN kii besharmnii, behayaayii aur badzubaanii se gilaa hai shakwa hai aHtijaaj hai jinkaa yeh sheva hai aur jinko zaraa bhii paas/Khayaal nahiiN na apni tahzeeb kaa, na apne mazhab kaa aur na hii apnii 'umroN kaa...kisi insaan se laR bhiR lenaa alag baaty hai magar Allah se to DareN...unko jawaab denaa hogaa...i'm just a messenger don't shoot me!
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Aap bht achay messenger hain
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Nov 7th, 2009, 09:59 AM
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Member
Join Date: Oct 15, 2009 - 6:28 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cricketplaya
Oatmeal? Woman, are you ok up there? Make me some paratha, omelette and lassi.
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Maybe she doesn't want your cholestrol levels off the chart?
♥ green is the new black ♥
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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:15 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 25, 2009 - 5:16 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cricketplaya
Yes you read it right ladies and men!
Why don't they listen?
Why can't they just shut up for 2minutes?
Oatmeal? Woman, are you ok up there? Make me some paratha, omelette and lassi.
That's all.
(my sig says it all)
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you sound so annoying...no wonder you are having probs with the ladies!
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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:17 AM
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Chat Room Manager, Moderator Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, All Views, Health & Fitness Forum
Join Date: Dec 4, 2005 - 12:55 am
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Now I want Parathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
Ok I shall attempt to make paratha now ...............if I burn the house down crikey...... somebody gonna get hurt real bad ! SOMEBODY 
Guns don't kill people ! Dads with pretty daughters Do !
>>> PERFECSHEYN <<<
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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:25 AM
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Billu Barber
Join Date: Dec 31, 2005 - 12:15 am
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Russel Peters is looking for a cook. 
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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:41 AM
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:06 AM
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Chat Room Manager, Moderator Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, All Views, Health & Fitness Forum
Join Date: Dec 4, 2005 - 12:55 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cricketplaya
Russel Peters is looking for a cook. |
Russell Peters can eat his heart out
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:09 AM
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Traditionalist
Join Date: Apr 4, 2006 - 4:26 pm
Location: Berkshire
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hashmat Usmani
mujhe UN aurtoN kii besharmnii, behayaayii aur badzubaanii se gilaa hai shakwa hai aHtijaaj hai jinkaa yeh sheva hai aur jinko zaraa bhii paas/Khayaal nahiiN na apni tahzeeb kaa, na apne mazhab kaa aur na hii apnii 'umroN kaa...kisi insaan se laR bhiR lenaa alag baaty hai magar Allah se to DareN...unko jawaab denaa hogaa...i'm just a messenger don't shoot me!
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayye
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:11 AM
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Distinguished Member
Join Date: Apr 8, 2009 - 10:12 pm
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lmaoo
"This world is a prison for the believers and a paradise for the disbelievers." - Prophet Mohammad (SAW)
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Nov 7th, 2009, 12:04 PM
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2, 2009 - 11:19 am
Location: UK
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kabhi kabaar..khud hi banalo...parantay, omelette aur lassi
agar unko roz bhi yeh saab milayna....tab bhi nahin khush hotay...
ek din oatmeal milgaya toh kya?! 
By the way i make my hubby parantay every day! 
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