Khail Khilari and Audio Forum presents: Eid drama with Jansher Khan
To celebrate a wonderful occasion of Eid with all of GupShup, in a combined presentation with Audio Gallery, Khail Khilari is proud to present an Eid drama parody with one of the greatest legends of Pakistan squash, Jansher Khan. This parody was done by Psyah - a guppie by all accounts and nature - as part of our Eid celebration. In addition to the drama, Elegance chipped in with a great contribution of running PTV-style ads. We would like to extend our appreciation to Psyah, Elegance and AQ for their immense contribution to our Eid celebrations. This drama is their creation.
Host: Haan to jee, today is like Eid... and like joining us here today is like one of the most zabardast players in the taareekh of Pakistan squash. With him in the game, Pakistan rose in the ranks and was able to put the name of the country on the map. O samajh gayi na meri awaam? Jansher Khan is like here with us on the show. Like merey samnay baithay hain. Jansher Khan, sama lekum. Like, give us your introduction, hain jee? Tusi kehray pind dey ho?
Jansher Khan: Hello I am Jan-sher – yani – Sher dil hehe English mein Lionheart, aur mein jab 3 years old tha … [interrupted]
Host: Arey tell yaar. Acha... like how do you boost the game of national squash? Like, kiss tarah, mmmm haan... ?
JK: I practically na gave up squash taqreeban das saal pehle not single Pakistani player has managed to get in top-ten rankings. Instead of helping joy riders, PSF chief should garner the support of former legends to boost national squash.
Host: Your thoughts on the underdogs beating us?
*speaking to himself* I will not speak Urdu because this was a really ghinouna qisam ka dialogue given to me by the Producer.
JK: In fact na koi fayda nahein hai, umm . there is no point in talking about our players’ rankings because are losing against underdogs like Kuwait. It’s really hard for me to see such results, aur-um,
Host: When you were stopped at Islamabad for bringing liquor to the country from London - bari jagah hai yaar - how did you feel?
JK: Asal mein … those 19 bottles were Graig … for Graig. He was my tour partner. Aur –um
Host: O kee gul kitte aey mainu lagda kay you moved from squash to a much stronger variety of drink
JK: Umm .. ye kya baqwas ..[interruption]
Host: O mein ta GupShup UNPLUGGED paa raiya see tusi te serious hogaye ho... what about like the improvements and taraqqee in Pakistan squash, like what is your opinion? Thori roshni daalein, awaam andhairay mein hai.
JK: As former squash champion mera dil game mein hein aur ..um . I feel for Pakistan squash because it has made me everything I am now. But when I talk
about improvements, PSF people mujhe label dete hein … terrorist kehte hein … aur umm.
Host: Do you train/practice squash? O I am not talking about like taking train yaar, but like train train...
JK: I’m national hero lekin unho ne mujhe ‘ban’ kardiya hein .. from playing in a squash court mere apne shehr mein – aur umm they don’t allow me to train in a squash centre, wo kehte hein tumhare sathi ‘guns’ dekhate hein, aur umm, They are actually calling me terrorist. Kya baqwas hai.
Host: How is like the support for the c-c-c-current players?... ... ... ... ... ... ... chotay eik glass thanda lao yaar, galaa sookh gaya hai.
JK: The PSF has stopped supporting a lot of players umm they say don’t have the resources to help everybody. Aur umm … I say that if you can send joy-rider around the world that means bohat peyse hein unke paas nahein? Aur …. Better to spend on players than others.
Host: O tusi daso jee, what would you like to say to like our youngsters for the occasion of Eid, like... ?
JK: Pakistan is luck hai ke six seven players hain, jo internationally regarded hein umm …legends of squash. Pakistan has rich unique history. Aur umm lekin unfortunate hai ke people running squash in Paksitan don’t care. Pakistan squash needs solid steps. We need professional people to run squash, aur umm players ko coach karein. Lekin PSF log kush hein …. lip service dete hein. Bas aur kahna chahta hoon, ek baat Shahzad Roy taught me it … Hum Aik Hain, Hum Aik Hain, Hum Aik Hain.
Host: Today our guest was dunya kay maanay hue Jansher Khan. 'You can be a good audience and drop off my Eidi in my dropbox before you leave this show.'
*Under the breath* This line was given to me by the Producer... *shouts* abey kambakht *%)^(#)#($(*
^_^ PTV-style ads by Elegance ^_^
# Ghar mein saans aur bahu kay jhagray... ab aur nahin, kyonkay Dalda mein hai woh zaiqaa jo sub ko apni taraf kheench laaye. Dalda kay dastar-khuwaan aur Dalda tail, Dalda soap aur Dalda ghee banaanay waalon ki taraf sey sub saans aur bahuuwon ko Eid Mubarak. #
I didn't ask to be Pakistani.. I just got lucky!
/ cadet018 a.k.a §unny
Last edited by cadet018; Oct 2nd, 2008 at 06:06 AM.
Khail Khilari and Audio Forum presents: Eid drama with Lubna Agha
To continue the celebration of Eid on Day 2, in a combined presentation with Audio Gallery, Khail Khilari is proud to present an Eid drama parody with a celebrity of a sport which is generally thought to be the domain of men, but adventurous women like Lubna Agha make us think otherwise. Many men, young and old, possess what appears to be a natural and instinctive interest in the predatory nature of angling. While most women are found at home or at work in the comfortable confines of their workplaces, Lubna is often spotted at sea, hooking big fish with expertise, struggling to pull out her latest catch or celebrating her day's reward.
This Eid drama parody is taken from a real-life celebrity, Lubna Agha.
Many interchangeable words in this drama are used which are also a part of this article. You will find decent humor in a note about GPS, of a ship named Wahoo which Lubna's father gave her as a present when she was 11 years old and how fishing have transformed Lubna's life.
This parody was done by Princess Fiona I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming... guppan - as part of our Eid celebration. In addition to the drama, Elegance chipped in with a great contribution of running PTV-style ads. This drama is their creation.
Enhanced with a special guest appearance by SAJAL's daughter
# Khait hain to khaliyaan hain. Khaliyaan hain to bahaarein hain. Bahaarein hain to phal hain. Phal hain to masaail hain. Masail hain to unka hul hai. Aur jahan hul hain, wahan yaqeenan Neem Hakeen Sahab ka haath hai. Neem Hakeem Sahab ki janib sey ahl-e-GupShup ko Eid Mubarak. #
SAJAL's daughter: Assalam-o-Alaikum. Meri taraf sey Mammoos aur Khaalas ko Eid Mubarak.
Host (Shaukat): Aaj ki hamaari machli... mehmaan eik aisi fankaara hain jinhon nay machliyoun ki dunya mein apna naam roshan kar kay zindagi ko eik nayi rooh phoonk di hai. Yeh fankaara machliyoun ki dunya ki baytaaj shehzaadi hain. Aayey insey miltay hain. Program kay maizbaan Shaukat ki taraf sey aapko Assalam-o-Alaikum.
Lubna Agha: Walikum as Salam.
Shaukat: Aap kaun hain?
LA: Mein Lubna hoon.
Shaukat: Arey aap to wohi Lubna hain jo merey ghar ki peechey waali sarak kay saath walay makaan mein...
LA: Apnay kaanon mein lagay aalay ko durust kee jiyey
Shaukat: K-k-Kiya kaha?
LA: Lubna Agha...
Shaukat: Umar?
LA: *sighs*
Shaukat: Achaa, kiya karti hain aap?
LA: Mera shughal hain machliyaan pakarna.
Shaukat: Full-time job hai aapki?
LA: Yeh mera pasandida mashghala hai
Shaukat: Kuch bataayey
LA: Bachpan sey lay kar ab tak mujhe machliyoun sey buhat dilchaspi rahi hai. Rang barangi, choti, moti, bari, lambi, chauRi, rang badalnay waali, har qisam ki machliyaan mujhe buhat pasand hain. Mein unka baaqaidgi sey shikaar karti hoon. Gyaara saal ki umar mein merey abbu nay mujhe eik kishti dilaa kar di thi, mein nay uska naam mein nay Wahoo rakha tha (Wahoo is also mentioned in the Mag4You article) aur mein us waqat sey ab tak usi kishti mein hazaaron machliyaan pakri hain. Merey shohar meri machliyaan buhat shauq sey khaatey hain. Unko malli buhat pasand hai.
Shaukat: Woh aapkay jaal mein kiss tarah phansay?
LA: Kiya matlab hai aapka?
Shaukat: Merey kehnay ka matlab hai kay machliyaan aapkay bichaaye hue jaal mein kaisey aajaati hain.
LA: Yeh hunar mein nay shuru mein seekha tha. Machliyoun ko pakarnay kay liyey dimaagh kay saath saath phurtee aur chalaaki ki bhi zaroorat hoti hai. Aaj kul ki jadeed daur mein hum log GPS istimaal kartey hain.
LA: Jee nahin. Pakistan kay har shehar mein jaa kar wahan kay samandaron mein apna hunar azmaaya hai. Meri sihat Masha-Allah shuru sey hee buhat achi hai jiss ki wajah sey mujhe Pakistan ki machliyaan buhat pasand hain.
Shaukat: Faarigh waqat mein kiya karti hain?
LA: Ghar ki nichli satah jisay hum basement bhi kehtay hain, mein apna gym khola hua hai. Wahan jaati hoon aur machliyoun ki DVD laga kar adhay ghantey tuk biking karti hoon.
Shaukat: Eid kay is mauqay per aap qoum ko kiya paighaam dena chahengi?
LA: Jee aakhir mein main yehi kehna pasand karongi kay machliyaan har banda nahin pakar sakta. Iskay liyey jismani tandrusti aur warzish ki zaroorat hoti hai. Aap sub logon ko mein raaye doongi kay woh machliyaan dekhein, un per gehri tawajju dein aur is paishay ko azmaayein.
Shaukat: Yeh theen aaj ki hamaari muazziz machli mehmaan, Lubna Agha. Jitni dair inhon nay machliyoun per guftugu ki, utni dair shayad dunya mein paani per qehat par gaya ho. Is sey pehley kay paani ki qillat poori hojaaye, paani bachaayey, apnay liyey, qoum kay liyey. Maizbaan Shaukat, Producer Shaukat, Director Shaukat, Writer Shaukat aur screenplay, makeup artist aur chacha Shaukat ki taraf sey Eid Mubarak.
# Kapron kay daagh dhabbon ko ab TATA kahein, sirf TATA MARKA saabun sey. TATA soap siwaayein aur TATA marka sabun banaanay waalon ki janib sey ahl-e-GupShup ko Eid Mubarak. #
Khail Khilari and Audio Forum presents: Eid drama with Javed Miandad
o celebrate a wonderful occasion of Eid with all of GupShup, in a combined presentation with Audio Gallery, Khail Khilari is proud to present an Eid drama parody with a cricket legend (of Pakistan cricket :P), Javed Miandad, with Zobia as the performing host. In addition to the drama, Elegance chipped in with a great contribution of running PTV-style ads. Thank you to all who participated.
Special appearance in this Eid drama by TLK/Niksik's daughter Marya
Ramzan ke doraan phal shal kha kay sehat bananay walay
China ki ping pong chai bananay walay cheechu cheechu cha cha international
Baba cigratte bananay waallay
Kharab cooking oil bananay walay
Monkey facewash bananay waalay
Wuzaarti kursi murammat karnay walay
Aunty ice cream bananay walay
Chhuk chhuk chhaliya bananay walay
Guddu chewngum bananay walay
*Taking a long breath*
*Glass mian pani undailnay ki awaz*
Buk buk thread bananay walay
Banana saib bananay walay
Kismet ka haal batanay waalay
Billu paan bananay walay
Tik tik biscuit banana waalon nay #
Marya: Assalam-o-Alaikum. Mera naam Marya hai. Aap sub ko Eid Mubarak hai.
Host: *Ahem* Miandad Sahab, Assalam-o-Alaikum
Javed Miandad: Arey, Walikum Assalam, Walikum Assalam, abey kisi nay pehchaana mujhe? Mein Miandad bol raha hoon, kharday ho kay salaam karo abbu ko. Mein cricket khail kar aa raha hoon, darasul saans meri phooli hui hai aur mohallay kay bachon nay buhat bhagaaya hai yaar, buhat bhagaaya hai mohallay kay bachon nay... mein cricket khail kar aa raha hoon. Achaa kiya naam hai tumhara?
Zobia: Jee mera naam Zobia hai.
JM: Ab dekhein jee aapnay meri bay-izzati karnay kay liyey aapnay apnay show mein bulaaya hai? Aapnay mujhe apna naam bataanay kay liyey show mein bulaaya hai? Bus bus theek hai, theek hai, meri marzi mein aapka naam jaisey bhi bolon. Zabardasti hai? Eid hai Eid, Zardari sey bolo jaa kay meri Eidi bhijwaaye. Poori 10% chahiyey 10%! Eik paisa kum hua, mein balla kheench kay maar donga
JM: Yeh kiss qisam ka behooda sawaal pooch rahi hain aap? Kiss qisam ka sawaal hai yeh? Arey Zardari sey banti hai woh mera salaa hai. Asal mein baat yeh hai kay hum eik din patang uraa rahey thay, hain, hum eik din patang uraa rahey thay. Beech mein bijli ka khambaa aagaya khambaa... to mein nay maanjhay ko dheel di aur khambay tuk lay gaya. Zardari ki patang bhi hawaa mein urr rahi thi. Mein nay Googly phainki, maanjha kheencha aur uski patang cut gayi.
Zobia: Eid ka mauqaa hai. Pakistan ki cricket kay baray mein aapki kaafi raaye hain. Kiya socha hai aapnay Pakistan ki cricket ki taraqqee aur bahaali kay liyey?
JM: Abey yaar mujhe coach banao. Mujhe coach banao Pakistan ka. Mein keh raha hoon kay pooray mulk mein mujhsay zaada pardha likha jaahil... mera matlab, pardha likha insaan koi nahin hai. Buhat zaada pardha likha hoon mein. Patah nahin hai tum logon ko. Mein nay college ki degree li hui hai degree. Mein buhat, mein London jaa chuka hoon. Mein America jaa chuka hoon. Mein Japan jaa chuka hoon. Mein China jaa chuka hoon. Mein...haan mein wahan bhi jaa chuka hoon. To mein pardha likha hoon yaar, samjha karo. Pakistan ka coach jo hai na, bilkul kharaab ghatiyaa qisam ka coach hai. Mujhe coach banao coach, mein aaj hee larkon ko seedha kar donga. Mein seedha kar donga un sub ko, Salman Butt ko, mein seedha kar donga. Sub ko seedha kar donga mein. Mera naam Javed Miandad hai, mein subko seedha kar donga. Yeh jo larkay hain na jee, yeh World Cup jeet kay laayengey World Cup.
JM: Haan to...azeem kiya matlab, mein azeem hoon. Kiya mazaaq lagaaya hua hai aapnay apnay show mein? Azeem ka matlab mein azeem hoon yaar... ajeeb museebat hai. Mein azeem cricketer hoon, patah nahin hai aapko...mera naam Javed Miandad hai. Mein nay centuriyaan banaayi hain centuriyaan, mein nay fiftiyaan banaayi hain. Mein nay, mein nay, haan mein nay woh sub kuch banaaya hua hai, sub kuch mein kar chuka hoon Pakistan kay liyey. Ab inko chahiyey kay mujhe coach banaayein coach...mein in sub bachon...sub larkon ko seedha kar donga. Sub ko seedha kar donga mein. Salman Butt ko, mein subko seedha kar donga.
Zobia: Nazreen, yeh thay hamaaray muazziz mehmaan Javed Miandad Sahab. Agli Eid mein jaan baaqi rahi to phir mulaaqat hogi. Jub tuk kay liyey subko, Zobia aur hamaray show ki taraf sey, Allah Hafiz, aur Eid Mubarak.
Eid Day 4 Celebration Khail Khilari and Audio Forum presents: Final Eid Drama
We have saved the best for last. Presenting in association with Audio Gallery, Khail Khilari is proud to showcase a final Eid drama parody with a cricket legend (of Pakistan cricket :P), Wasim Akram. This entire parody was done by the voice of Voice Gallery and resident (Poet Bhai Miyaan) Shair - a confusing guppie by all accounts and nature, tries his best to keep a straight face during his audios - as part of our Eid celebration. In addition to the drama, Elegance chipped in with a great contribution of running PTV-style ads. We would like to extend our appreciation to Elegance, Sweetu, Armaan and Shair for their immense contribution to our Eid celebrations. This drama is their creation.
Special appearance in this Eid drama by Sweetu and her son Armaan
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