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Aug 25th, 2008, 09:23 AM
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Altaf bhai was shown doing a telephonic khitaab, to a couple of joint rallies in Karachi and Hyderabad to reaffirm his support for Zardari's presidency. I saw it on Geo, and will give you a short review of this comedy:
- Firstly, in every rally, right in the front they have an elevated platform with a red carpet, and in the back they have a big picture of Altaf bhai (with his eyes rolled up). Over there you have that single pasli daancha farooq sattar sitting there on his knees, on the carpet. He looks like a little Indian snake charmer.
- So before Altaf bhai gets on the line (in case you didnt know altaf bhai is hiding abroad and so has to do a telephonic khitaab) the people, in particular the women are told to clap and sing something like 'jiyay jiyay altaf bhai'. Otherwise, I must say the people are seated rather nicely, in lines.
- So Altaf comes on stage, does a bit of drama, throws a bit about 'praaavincial aautaaanami, imaginary talibinazation of Karachi, and comes to the core issue. He talks about how Zardari is the best man to be president and equates Zardari to true 'jamhooriyat' and blah blah.
- Announces that Farooq Daancha Sattar will submit Zardari's presidential nomination to the parliamentary speaker. He totally avoided the 'PPP operation' of the 90s in this speech! What a snake! He's immediately replaced Musharraf with Zardari!
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Aug 25th, 2008, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Spock
- Firstly, in every rally, right in the front they have an elevated platform with a red carpet, and in the back they have a big picture of Altaf bhai (with his eyes rolled up). Over there you have that single pasli daancha farooq sattar sitting there on his knees, on the carpet. He looks like a little Indian snake charmer.
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“As long as I have any choice, I will stay only in a country where political liberty, toleration, and equality of all citizens before the law are the rule.” Albert Einstein
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Aug 25th, 2008, 10:10 AM
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You shouldnt even mention his name "Altaf Bhai". It should be "Altaf Chor" or "Altaf Traitor". He made the Muhajirs completely screwed and left with millions of the money of Pakistani people and whatever he got from RAW and now owns 20+ gas stations and business in London.
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Aug 25th, 2008, 03:55 PM
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that was pretty funny.
I don't know much past politics but how is Altaf chor all of a sudden on the side of Zardari.
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Aug 25th, 2008, 04:07 PM
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Dost, its all about power. Agar abhi koi ye kehde ke ASif zardari ne Afaq Ahmed ko President nominate kardya hai, to Altaf Hussain usay bhi accept karlega, bus thori si power sharing conditions ke sath..
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Aug 25th, 2008, 05:51 PM
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lol Altaaf Bhai can do no wrong. tsk tsk
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Aug 25th, 2008, 06:56 PM
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Altaf for president
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Aug 25th, 2008, 07:05 PM
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show me clips
hansney ka mode hai mera
By Al Asr, Verily (all) the humans are in a great loss except those who believe and undertake pious deeds, and encourage one another to the Truth and encourage one another to patience
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Aug 29th, 2008, 01:17 PM
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what do you expect from head of MQM - Mukmaka Qoumi Movement , that should be enough to judge this so called non elitist party, working for only own greatness, money, and power!
they dont like sticking to guns and be opposition.
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Aug 29th, 2008, 01:20 PM
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he finished his "khitab" with a song.
ayy zardari tum ko Altaf huain ka salam ~~ salam~~~ salaaaammm~~~
slam slam slam slam slam slam slam slam slam
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ"The fastest way to succeed is to double your failure rate." -- Thomas J. Watson
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Aug 31st, 2008, 02:08 AM
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Why are you all making fun of this guy?
He represent certain community who are dying in his name and some of them are killing others.
If some people have decided to live under his leadership, then so be it, they being an adult have right to chose their leader by their own will, doesn't matter how he looks like or how does he have organized himself. let him be their leader.
At least these people ( followers of Altaf Hussain) has shown their class and mental level by selecting/accepting as a their leader.
let them suffer...
Standing for what you believe in, regardless of the odds against you, and the pressure that tears at your resistance, means courage
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Sep 1st, 2008, 03:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spock
- So Altaf comes on stage, does a bit of drama, throws a bit about 'praaavincial aautaaanami, imaginary talibinazation of Karachi, and comes to the core issue. He talks about how Zardari is the best man to be president and equates Zardari to true 'jamhooriyat' and blah blah.
- Announces that Farooq Daancha Sattar will submit Zardari's presidential nomination to the parliamentary speaker. He totally avoided the 'PPP operation' of the 90s in this speech! What a snake! He's immediately replaced Musharraf with Zardari!
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Sep 1st, 2008, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Amour
what do you expect from head of MQM - Mukmaka Qoumi Movement , that should be enough to judge this so called non elitist party, working for only own greatness, money, and power!
they dont like sticking to guns and be opposition.
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Exactly 
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Sep 2nd, 2008, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by knockout_artist
he finished his "khitab" with a song.
ayy zardari tum ko Altaf huain ka salam ~~ salam~~~ salaaaammm~~~
slam slam slam slam slam slam slam slam slam
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Time is coming shortly when he will write his akhri salam to Zardari...like he did for Benazir...and start his new mantra in favour of President General Ashraf Kiyani...after the General performs his traditional oath taking...meray aziz hum watno....
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Sep 5th, 2008, 03:34 PM
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You mean to say 'lota'?
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Sep 5th, 2008, 03:51 PM
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Im just amazed as to how the MQM supporters, who a little while ago were up against zardari and nawaz, are now considering zardari as some sort of saint out to save Pakistan! Hadh hoti hai yar!
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Sep 8th, 2008, 04:41 AM
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spock bhaijan, MQM is member of JJUN (JEhra Jitey Udhay Nall) so what can u expect. other logic is crooks are together for share of the bounty.
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Sep 8th, 2008, 06:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Spock
Altaf bhai was shown doing a telephonic khitaab, to a couple of joint rallies in Karachi and Hyderabad to reaffirm his support for Zardari's presidency. I saw it on Geo, and will give you a short review of this comedy:
- Firstly, in every rally, right in the front they have an elevated platform with a red carpet, and in the back they have a big picture of Altaf bhai (with his eyes rolled up). Over there you have that single pasli daancha farooq sattar sitting there on his knees, on the carpet. He looks like a little Indian snake charmer.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by knockout_artist
he finished his "khitab" with a song.
ayy zardari tum ko Altaf huain ka salam ~~ salam~~~ salaaaammm~~~
slam slam slam slam slam slam slam slam slam
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Kisi khabar ka na hona hi "Khushkhabri" hy
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Sep 8th, 2008, 07:18 AM
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Last edited by GoldenAsif; Sep 8th, 2008 at 01:57 PM.
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Sep 8th, 2008, 10:42 AM
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According to Farooq Sattar (2IC) the day isnt far when Altaf Bhai will be our PM! Looks like Zardari's succesful presidential campaign has done wonders to pit their hopes up 
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Sep 8th, 2008, 11:08 AM
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ahhaaa
bara sur laga reha hai
india jayee achey paisey bun jain ge
kissi gane waley show main
lol, wo abheejeet wale show main jayee, lol
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Sep 8th, 2008, 11:12 AM
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Seriously, I don't know how can anyone even sit through his address. Just looking at him is enough of a torture!
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Sep 8th, 2008, 05:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Seriously, I don't know how can anyone even sit through his address. Just looking at him is enough of a torture!
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Allah ny baz logon ky gunah issi jahan main jahrny ky liy hi tafu ko paida kiya hy
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Sep 9th, 2008, 01:14 AM
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hmm i'm surprised no MQM confidants/members/affiliates have come to this thread yet... 
Maybe because MQM is now fully supporting a Feudal? Could it really be the party that chanted "Anti-Feudalism"...is now fully in all good terms with Zardari?
I just cannot wrap my mind around it, but then again knowing the undecisive nature of MQM, how can anyone comprehend the decisions that are made by the so-called leader, stationed in UK.
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Sep 9th, 2008, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by vigoratus
hmm i'm surprised no MQM confidants/members/affiliates have come to this thread yet...
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Personally I think MQM should always support a party whom people of Sindh elect. And it should not betray them as it did in 1989.
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Sep 9th, 2008, 01:18 AM
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Lagta hai kay charas pi hui hai...
We are an ungrateful nation to the good, the bad and the ugly. Gesundheit!
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Sep 9th, 2008, 01:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoab_Khan
that was pretty funny.
I don't know much past politics but how is Altaf chor all of a sudden on the side of Zardari.
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well chor is more respectable word than lota i guess.
ALLAH SWT fermatay hain "may tumharay saath aisa he hoon jaisa tum meray baray main goman rekhtay hain "
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Sep 9th, 2008, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mostar95
Personally I think MQM should always support a party whom people of Sindh elect. And it should not betray them as it did in 1989.
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Kind of agree, otherwise there might be another "operation cleanup".
saaray Pakistan ka ek hi naara: ehtasab ehtasab!
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